Nerd Pride Radio

Grandma and Grandpa's den... right next to the fireplace.

A house fire

A quiet suburb of Houston.

Texas.

Patriotic rhetoric

"Don't Pee on My Hydrant," the Manifesto of Farmer Woofington, an anthropomorphic dog who runs a farm on the puppy river (where the constant flow of puppies keeps turning the puppy mill, for the grinding of whatever it is that puppy mills grind).

A comedy bit by my brother Kyle which caught me completely off guard and had me seriously laughing helplessly out loud for a good 30 seconds and for which I want to compliment and thank him.

An alternate universe where... sniff... Kyle is funny.

An episode of the Twilight Zone.

A Sony Watchman.

A pocket.

The undervest of Mr. Brian Batspittlebrew, who by day is a neutral-faced, otherwise forgettable moneycounter at the Bank of Dorcester, but by night is a neutral-faced, otherwise forgettable husband and father to two plain-faced sons.

A thrift shop in downtown Dorchester, when none of his descendants have any interest in his belongings after his passing and his wife gives it all away to charity, where it sits, waiting for some poor individual with poor taste to come along and purchase it.

A weird region of Poland that has a city called Dorcester in it.

An alternate history in which Puerto Rico has become the 52nd state (after D.C.) and been renamed Poland, which somehow has a city called Dorcester in it.

A compilation of short stories by Jessicold Merriplump, a lifelone resident of Dorchester, England, who desperately wishes she was Puerto Rican.

The side table of Farmer Woofington, an anthropomorphic dog who runs a farm on the puppy river (where the constant flow of puppies keeps turning the puppy mill, for the grinding of whatever it is that puppy mills grind), who is coincidentally planning a trip for he and his wife Lady to spend a week in their world's version of Puerto Rico in celebration of their 30th anniversary, but has been having trouble with the arrangements, because he really wants to time their trip with the new moon so as to get the best viewing of the bio-luminescent glowing waters of Mosquito Bay.

Hoosah Gooboy County which recently annexed and closed Mosquito Bay to the public because of the Monsanto Plant that is being constructed on it and which will primarily manufacture Roundup herbicide.

A petition filed against Hoosa Gooboy County and Monsanto for conspiring to bury evidence from one Dr. Bichon Bone revealing Mosquito Bay to be the last remaining breeding grounds of the endangered turtle species chartreusea chelonia.

An order, with filings attached to it as exhibits, from Judge Yertle Tortuga, the judge of the District Court of Hoosa Gooboy County, declassifying the chartreusea chelonia species of animal from endangered and reclassifying it as a invasive species entitled to no protection, and further allowing Monsanto to use Mosquito Bay as its wastewater reservoir for the production of herbicide.