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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:15 pm

Then why is it still three for $2? Hmmm? By August 5 we should be firmly into five for a dollar territory with the BEST kind of two-tone yellow and white sweet corn.
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Postby Kyle » Wed Aug 05, 2020 3:36 pm

...can go to school and learn if I want to...
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Postby Mike » Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:13 pm

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Postby Stan » Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:45 pm

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Postby Mike » Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:55 pm

I'm amazed. Our corn has been huge and juicy and super-sweet.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:04 pm

Stop keeping all that damn corn to yourself and release the trucks to come here! Seriously do I have to drive out into a field somewhere? My situation is the same as Stans. I'm eating corn chex as comfort food when I could easily gain 10 lb in 2 weeks if I had enough sweet corn. I have that good Irish butter too.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:02 am

We both lie silently still
In the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside
Was it something I said or something I did
Did the words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:03 am

He's so damn proud of that song.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Thu Aug 06, 2020 12:33 pm

...the pickle didn't brine itself, you know...
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Postby Mike » Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:08 pm

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Postby Kyle » Thu Aug 06, 2020 2:39 pm

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Postby Mike » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:08 pm

I am SO going to start doing this. Honestly, when I first read it, I was trying to place it and couldn't. But it kept rolling around my head, so when it finally came to me, I was overjoyed.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:02 am

Don't go for second best baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you've got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you'll know your love is real
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
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Postby Kyle » Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:08 am

Good morning!
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Postby Mike » Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:29 am

Good morning!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:22 am

Heyoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:33 am

Uhhhhh... good morning? Somethings wrong.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:42 am

Sorry I'm posting a little later than usual. I took my Saturday morning half-marathon run at a leisurely pace this morning. Here you go:

Baby, pick your head up, (head up)
come on and look me in the face,
'cause I can tell that something is bringin' you down.
(Why are you down?)
Is it the rumor that another boy wants to take your place?
(I hear he's after your heart.)
Have you been hearin' the stories?
They're goin' around.
(All of my friends are talkin'.)
Baby, just remember I gave you my heart,
ain't no-one gonna tear us apart.
He can promise the moon and the stars above,
even if he promised me the world;
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:20 am

Good morning!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Sat Aug 08, 2020 11:51 am

Can you run 13.1 miles and still call it 'leisurely'?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."

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