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Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:07 pm

I started doing this in Tahlvin thread, but I'm moving it to its own thread.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:09 pm

Sandwiches. Better toasted.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:09 pm

Feet. Don't wash them regularly, but scrub them vigorously with soap once a week.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:10 pm

Shampoo. It's not necessary, but if it makes you feel better about your hair, then use it.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby buckett » Fri Mar 06, 2020 5:47 pm

Wow you went full Kyle Mode™ in this thread.
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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby poorpete » Fri Mar 06, 2020 5:51 pm

I'm 3 for 3 living the Kyle Way!™
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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Phoebe » Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:04 pm

Following for helpful tips although so far my lifestyle is incompatible! I have hope that I may learn something.
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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:02 pm

Insomnia. If you wake up in the middle of the night for an hour or more, just get up and do stuff without waking anyone else. You’ll be tired towards the end of the day, but you’ll be productive.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:04 pm

Temper. You can choose not be angry after a couple minutes of calming yourself after a triggering event. It is always the better choice.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:43 am

Pooping. Use Metamucil and drink lots of water. Pooping is natural and healthy. It should be celebrated.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Thu Mar 12, 2020 5:13 am

Peanuts. Peanuts can be eaten in dozens of different ways. Treat yourself to each one.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Kyle » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:29 am

Driving. Let people cut in front of you in traffic. If someone is going slow in front of you, that's okay. Angry driving is irrational and should always be avoided.

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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Ronster » Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:40 am

There's some truth here.
접근금지야 이젠 접근금지야
이젠 접근금지야 너가 사과하기 전까지
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Re: Live the Kyle Way™

Postby Ronster » Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:41 am

and here...

접근금지야 이젠 접근금지야
이젠 접근금지야 너가 사과하기 전까지

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