[Puzzle] Cruz 2020 Ted Cruz wants to be the GOP nominee in 2020. He needs Trump to be ousted, so he can compete against a weak Pence. He needs Trump voters to support for him, otherwise he'd not have a big enough coalition to win. Cruz votes for impeachment and Trump stays: betrayal! He loses the T...

TL;DR. Really. With no reward. One day the great-grandchild of James Joyce, a spoiled rich boy who pretends to be a feminist and posts a lot of Twitter memes he thinks are funny, got really high while watching Monday Night Football and wrote a really bad short story. His drunk roommates found it wh...

Oh shit it's Samwise Gamgee, not Samwell

Excuse me I'll just be out back burning my nerd card

Veruca Salt/Scorpion King 2020

OLD BOJANGLES

NEW BOJANGLES

This is, quite probably, the greatest original work of fiction I've read in the past six months.

RIP Lunchables

And I'll go to the peanut gallery here for a vote. Because this is literally the one I was thinking about. And the answer is not short. I ran, designed, managed, and administrated at least four Battletech servers over two decades of time. I played literally thousands of games on those servers (last...

I feel like just given the very basic, limited information we have, the punishment should be a lot worse, especially since we have every reason to believe they're still doing it in other countries and will come back and hit us again. Bluntly, the "punishment" should be a declaration of wa...

Oh! Battletech. I forgot Battletech.

Edit: Not that I'm disputing your scoring, but I find it kind of hilarious that you hate Gambit more than you love Heat.

This is most especially true, because Sony has proven time and time again that they have no idea how to make a superhero movie. Shut your beautiful stupid mouth. Sony made Spiderman 2- which is one of the best superhero movies ever. Spider-Man 2 and X-Men 2 were the only good comics movies Sony mad...

Heat in particular, Micheal Mann in general
Clerks in particular, Kevin Smith in general
Centralia
Works by Neil Gaiman? I think?
Claremont's run on X-Men
Gambit?

I think that Lincoln's handling of the post war period had some of the same issues as Ford pardoning Nixon. You can do the thing that feels good, and is perhaps even Just, but how do you get back to normal after the War is decided? For another example, look at what we did with the Ba'ath party afte...

Looking back at it from today's perspective, all of that is fine. But at the time? Perhaps the Civil War was necessary to make some of these things clear. At what point between the original 13 colonies gaining their independence and today did the country reach the point where the national interests...

I try to fight against the urge to judge historical figures by modern day standards and morals. I've seen some comments recently that these Confederate generals were traitors. Sure, based on today's standards and view of national vs. state citizenship, they were traitors. No, by literally any stand...

"Feeding" means someone thought you were intentionally throwing the match.

I realize not everyone shares my paranoid worldview but I swear to God they do this shit on Passover on purpose. Fuck all these people. They will rot in jail or hell, whichever comes first. That craven wet pastry-person with his indignant lies and disregard for both facts and basic moral decency sh...

HOLY SHIT WILLYGILLIGAN LIVES

There is a journalist named Franklin Foer who uncovered lots of these connections last summer and was absolutely slammed for it. Foer has something of a history of publishing absolute fiction. Doubt was warranted, but the only people I saw really tearing into him had a surprising amount to say abou...