No problem, we can just get to the giant fortress, sneak past all the guards and find M. That will save him a lot of work.

And how did you know I was wearing a pussy bow blouse today in honor of our future First Lady? You have it nailed right here.

Looking for silver linings, I find... Melania! Immigrant (legal or illegal? I'm not sure I ever quite followed all that) from Slovenia, now our First Lady. This is clearly an unpopular opinion among the dour feminists of the world, but I love it! She's terrific. In that one famous, formal photograph...

Ouch. I'm confused why you attacked Ron. So is Phoebe the new name for Elle? Yeah, I was not trying to attack Ron! Just explaining the situation so he would know I am not a new listener. It really did freak me out, btw; I certainly expect only ridicule for my feelings on this, of course. How could ...

I know but it doesn't matter. The die is cast. I don't understand the way all of this works but I have to follow the muse where she leads.

I don't know what the hell my sister in law is doing. I tried to call her and can't even reach her. I think based on reports from mother in law, it has been a week from hell. She basically works with kids who are either going to be separated from families or face being deported themselves. No effort...

Oh God these are the best! I am going to miss them SO MUCH it is painful. Michelle too, the girls, the dogs, ALL OF IT!!!!

Yep, as soon as I think of a new name I'll fix it, no need to worry about the account. It's not a question of whether the movie is good or bad; for all I know it's very clever. However, I know the plot and the source material, and the actress, and the director, and the director's past issues portray...

At my workplace it is being taken extremely seriously as a future prospect, that's all I know. Whether it comes to pass or not, people have to assume that it could and plan for that contingency.

This is a by David Brooks.

Barack Obama

Bannon is the chief strategist; he is the least insidery appointment! President Trump's going to deport people like crazy with the only limitation being personnel available to handle all of it. Congress will fund this effort immediately. I cannot think of any reason why he would restrain himself in ...

WTF just make sure all this gets posted in 2016 because next year won't tolerate it.

And I would like to eat him whole at this point one month in to dieting.

Arlen Specter

Napoleon Bonaparte

Bela Fleck

Lucy = painful, and if you had ever seen The Piano Teacher you would know why this particular rape movie development is insupportable. Still thinking of a new handle.

In case anyone thought I was wrong or exaggerating about Trump's core white nationalist support, the Bannon appointment settles that. The man in charge of strategy in your White House is one! I can't wait to see what my local Nazis are inspired to do next. I cannot even convey to you how happy this ...

So, how is the anticipation of deportations working out in your world? In mine, not so good! My sister in law teaches an ESL class for kids and things aren't good. What do you do if 12 year old is a citizen and parents are not? I guess the US is going to be removing a lot of nursing students, too? A...

Hey, guess what else? There is a new Live-Action remake of Beauty and the Beast with Matthew from Downton Abbey as the Beast and Emma Hermione someone as Belle. Scratch both Belle and Emma off the potential names list, btw. Anyway, guess what my old friends, the Feminists, have to say about Beauty a...

That is so beautiful and I really can't tell you how much I needed to see a thing of beauty like that. Wow.