PS - If you wouldn't mind dicking with /me/ a little less, that's cool, too. But the other thing first.

That sounds amazing!

Dear Universe,

Any time you want to stop dumping on my friends, that's fine with me. Dick with me, that's cool. QUIT IT WITH EVERYONE ELSE!

*double deuce*

Sincerely,

Me

*trips over the life support power cable* Whoops!

And every day I feel incredibly lucky that that is the case.

What's your favorite song right now? Really I'm just stealing your ideas for future arrangements.

I miss you GenCon folks!

Hoo!

*checks the list*

I got high tide.

Suddenly, I feel all affirmed and crap.

Eight years! Eight years!

I started in third grade.

THAT WAS AWESOME! I love string players so much.

Damn it, Caz! That was the word, thank you! See what you can do with most of an English degree that's now old enough to drink? Right? My cello playing has been drinking for seven years. My professional cello playing can drive. I don't even know what to do with that information, but my students keep...

Damn it, Caz! That was the word, thank you!

I was going to say, "Hey! Two bits and I'll let you touch my cock."

There are a several things with that. Mainly that it's a hen. Oh well.

"Two bits and you can touch my boiler." Might work though...

::foompf:: *whistle* *gloing*

Did I do that wrong?

Big Spoon.

*Gloing gloing gloing*

I think some of these things only work if you believe beyond all belief that people don't cheat. And I would say that MOST people don't cheat, but some do, and in order to have free AND fair go together, no one can cheat. But people DO! So...well...how do we reconcile that?

Oh look, Harvesttime was a thing.