SPOON!

Welcome back, Kotter!

Wahoo!

But you're not actually my friend.

Well, I'm not your ONLY friend.

And now he's setting it up so he can take all the credit and relinquish all the blame. Don't open your state's economy and it's your fault that things didn't get going. Open your state's economy and the virus resurges, and it's your fault for opening too soon. I hate this thing that is playing with ...

Why is the world in love again?
Why are we marching hand in hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It's brand new record for 1990.
They Might be Giants' brand new album:
Flood

This thread is going the distance. I fell on the playing field The work of an errant heel The din of the crowd and the loud commotion Went deafening silence and stopped emotion The season was almost done We managed it 12 to 1 So far I had known no humiliation In front of my friends and close relatio...

Ah. Gotcha. Well, good game, everyone.

Um, what?

You guys gonna line up to swear fealty when the corona-viral-ation happens? 'Cause he's thinking about it. I just need to know what I want to bring for tribute. *wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham.* That was me...head-desking. Citation: "When somebody's the president of the United States, ...

Oh Goddess, me too. We were trying to finish the orders for the new houses and all we got were those @#$@# eggs. It was so annoying.

Jesus, what's written there... Yeah, right there... On your scalp... And why are you whistling? Turn on the god damn light, at least. And where did that echo come from?

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads, Mike, everyone knows that.

That's what I get when I open up that letterbox tomorrow. That's for sure.

Guys! Guys! They updated the unemployment website to let us know that they are updating the unemployment website! But also that our funds are protected from the date of unemployment. Which is one month as of today! Hooray! Independent contractor, self-employed hype!

Bunny Day!

Good luck! Hope it goes well!

Tahlvin will probably kill this unkillable thread. But he also might not! There are so many factors involved.

UPDATES! Started over on my 10K training app-keep-me-on-track-thing today. But this time I'm running and jogging intervals instead of jogging and walking.

Also, I'm sorry Tahlvin, that sucks. I hope it heals quickly and doesn't get in the way too much. Shin splints suuuuuuuuck.