My previous post should have said "fall over", not "all over". That would be a REALLY weird fetish.

My weapon of choice would be like a bazooka, but it wouldn't fire explosives. No, it would fire dodgeballs. Because very often, I would just like to watch someone all over and hear that satisfying HUANGG sound.

My favorite was a cold call about buying aluminum siding. I sounded really interested to the caller, and asked a lot of questions. He was ready to send someone down to offer me a free estimate. It all went great until I told him "Apartment 60." I guess they don't do just part of a building...

To open the kimono a bit here, I came across those exact articles that you mentioned when we started officially playing. Except for a few incidents where magic was used, your weather has been identical to that of Seattle. I know this, because I looked up the weather for the day the equivalent calend...

Permission requested to make saving throws on behalf of the characters as necessary.

1. John Lennon, specifically from the cover of Sgt. Pepper's. I would have to do very little work for this other than putting on the costume. 2. The Running Guy, from the Tick comics. He's as fast as ten fast guys! 3. Homestar Runner. I've been planning this one out for some time. 4. Marvel Girl, sp...

Gene Wilder dead at 83. He was on my list for next year.

Out of curiousity, what are your feelings on the "Save the Boobies" t-shirts that show up during breast cancer events?

But Mike. Stromboli, according to a food truck in Indianapolis, is clearly an open-faced sandwich. What you are describing is a rolled calzone. Okay, I can't do it. I was going to be all righteously indignant, but yours is very much a stromboli, while the food truck item was not. I will never forgi...

I am mere minutes away from starting Record of Lodoss War with my daughter. I've never actually seen the whole thing, stopped around episode 5 or 6.

I'm either extremely ignorant or naive, but I don't see how calling breastfeeding chestfeeding does anything useful in society. I mean, I guess it's perceived as being gender neutral, but when I hear chestfeeding I literally think of Aliens. Men have breasts, women have breasts, but men don't use th...

Andre the Giant!

I actually really enjoyed the hotel we have booked for 2017. Breakfast was good, rooms were good, and the distance was about that that we had from where we parked this year to the convention hall. Plus, it increases our chances of finding our favorite police officer.

Crazy suggestion, and think about it for awhile. Do we really need a board?

After further consideration and much sleep, I'm not giving up gaming. I will be there!

I showed this video to my music theory class this year. I don't remember why, but it had to do with a point I was trying to make.

Also bringing Superfight (I don't how I forgot this one), and maybe Arena of the Planeswalkers.

I will definitely be bringing:

Betrayal at the House on the Hill
Chrononauts
Chez Geek
Arkham Horror
Legendary
Illuminati
some Magic the Gathering: Commander decks

I might bring:
Aggravation
Castle Panic
Nightmare
Killer Bunnies and the Quest for the Magic Carrot