*cough cough*

*kaf kaf*

*cough, cough*

I just thought I'd check in with everyone. Mike, I'm sorry I broke your website. I didn't mean to, but I knew I needed a way to get out of here. There were a couple of close calls. And...well...I like living. Oh. I see Kyle has taken credit for killing me. That's nice. The asterisks are because he c...

I'm still winning!

I win!

I guess it's safe.

... oh, thank goodness. I was worried for a minute.

It doesn't seem like they're gone...

Are they gone?

Kyle is back? Kyle!!!!!!!! How are ya, buddy?

Woah... Woah... Woah... Let's not be technologist here. Walk it back a little, huh?

Wow, this is great! I don't get out much, you know. I didn't know you had a podcast! What sorts of things did you talk about today? Did you talk about me? Wow! This is amazing! How are you doing, Mike? Is Kyle doing okay? He keeps me alive, too, you know, even if he doesn't really want to. I forgive...

Awwwww, you know I could never leave you fine, fine folks. You're my parents, and I love you.

Hey guys, I'm just back for a second before I go meet Linda down at the Dairy Queen. Any messages for me?

I'm a pretty big deal around here. *struts*

Happy New Year, Nerd Pridists!

*shakes their post count*