DONE!

Recording now! Join me!

Done!

Stop!

Everyone should have received, "Le Sigh."

I mean, it's a beautiful garden and all, but... FAIRIES!

Uh... no! Duh.

We missed you tonight, Illian. We met a pixie named Yap, and he led us into the Shimmerglens, which is now horribly corrupted and decaying. We found a ship sitting in the middle of the swamp. And then we found Myriana, the nymph. She's in baaaaaaad shape. We have to track down the Kreegs (ogres) at ...

I'm a fan of explicit. I'm a fan of dirty. Prince was an incredible talent and a sexy motherfucker. When I was in high school and college, girls would talk about how sexy Prince was, especially after Purple Rain. I was baffled by that at the time. I didn't get the appeal until much later. But I alwa...

Animal House is the one movie I've always wanted to share with my older kids, but it's never available anywhere. I'm going to just break down and buy it.

Minecraft (ish) cards! How cool.

Did the first runthrough make you happy?

Everyone's too depressed by the news to participate anymore today?

C'mon... I got us new memorial avatars. Anyone can have one. It'll get better. I promise.

Hey... wanna go for ice cream? Would that make you feel better? Oh, there it is! There's that smile!

Yes.

I'm still convinced she is Obi Wan's granddaughter.

And of course, a message to Magnimar to let them know the fort has been retaken, but the Black Arrows are decimated and desperately in need of reinforcement.

I'm sorry, Elle. This sucks.

This is what it sounds like when nerds cry.

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Oh my God. It's true.

Okay. I'm out.

Who's next?

Okay. Tahlvin's out. Who's next?