Let's settle this like gentlemen: Armed with heavy sticks, on a rotating plate with spikes like Flash Gordon. And you're Peter Duncan. I gave you fair warning!

I don't like your tweed, sir!

Will Angry Birds top $40 million this weekend? I'm struggling with this question. I hope not, but my gut says it will. Mike - Why is there not a Fantasy Movie League section of your forums? We had one. No one used it. Does anyone else on these forums play FML? Yes. At least a few. Please wait 24 ho...

We've always liked you.

Don't worry, I found Google for you: http://www.google.com/

But the quick answer... these are spider-bots that crawl the web for info with which to populate search engines. Baidu is one of those, and it is the largest search engine in China.

One of my favorites of theirs. On a different topic, I'm a little disappointed in my avatar. Or rather, I'm disappointed that when I'm online (which is usually), the "online" label covers up the top caption. That's the part that makes it funny. "Lick them over there!" That's funn...

Duck legs.

Excellent!

In fact, I'm so far ahead that that tortoise couldn't catch me in a million years. I see no harm in a little nap...

New avatars are up!

Propaganda

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The "New" marker for threads never goes away until you actually look at it. The old forums would mark it read after you visited the site and then left, regardless of whether or not you read the actual post. Thus, the strategy of posting in this thread and then burying it by posting in a ha...

Wow. We sucked.

James K. Polk was an officially bonded bounty hunter before becoming president and in fact collected on two bounties while in office: Gardenia Beaumont and AnnaMaria Gruenenfeld, both murderesses of some renown.

Crap. My wife got the Siamese twins one last night and told me what it was, and now I can't remember.

Okay... you win. I can't argue with pancakes.

I love you too.

Barack Obama was born with three nipples.