Enn-R-GEE-1 (Angry Geek D-Rod)
In contrast to his name, Enn is a lazy and selfish piece of shit. Given the opportunity and ability to climb the social class, he would pass the buck on as much work as possible and would be overweight if it weren't for his higher metabolism and wiry frame, (and the Computer’s annoying practice of restricting calorie intake by weight and activity). His thin brown hair and his shifting eyes equates him to the super-creepy neighbor everybody had down the hall from their first apartment. He hates work and is intelligent enough to "Tom Sawyer" people to "paint the fence" for him, not by charm but rather by faking nausea or actually literally inuring himself to allow somebody else to do the bulk of the work.
He has no friends, nor does he necessarily want them. Friends means he might have to share, whether it be food, knowledge, or even emotions.
Service Group: Research & Development (R&D). This is a perfect place for Enn, as there are lots of excitable nerds around whom he can convince to do his work for him. Plus R&D is the home of wild ideas, far-fetched schemes, and bizarre reasons for failure.As long as he can come up with a halfway decent line of bullshit, his superiors will accept nearly any failure as “valuable additions to our dataset.” So one can only imagine Enn’s anger at being assigned to the Troubleshooters, one of the few areas with an even higher mortality rate than R&D, and a place where clones are expected to actually DO things. Screw that. Enn suspects Megg-O-FON-4 of arranging for his new assignment after he spilled a Choco-Soy smoothie all over her stupid fractally self-constructed electronics board experiment. She’s an asshole.
Mutant power: Noxious gas (unregistered). Enn has no idea what it is, but he constantly exhales small amounts of noxious gas. He suspects he has some sort of separate organ connected to his lungs, because if he concentrates, he can actually blow out large amounts of said gas in concentrated enough form that anyone who inhales it will be nauseated, and are often incapacitated by the gas if he can get close enough and they are in a small space. He has to be careful though, because whatever it is, it is flammable. A fact that he finds really funny, but has almost burned down more than one lab by accident. As a result of his power, Enn has constant bad breath, but he has also discovered that he is unaffected by most inhaled toxins (including smoke).
Secret Society: Humanists. Before the whole Choco-Soy incident, Megg-O introduced Enn to the concepts of Humanism. He humored her, thinking it’d be easy brownie points, and started attending meetings. Quickly he realized that Humanism made complete sense, and he’s a true believer. Their most basic principle is that humans should be in charge of everything, not machines. That’s what’s wrong with this world. How can a computer be in charge? What does The Computer know about human needs and human emotion? Nothing… that’s what. Some day, clones will rise up and take over Alpha Complex again, and The Computer and all its bot lackeys will be put in their rightful place as slaves to mankind. Bascially, he dreams of a utopia where machines do all the work, and clones get to do nothing but have fun and give orders all day. Megg is still his primary contact with the organization, but their communication has cooled.
Contraband: This is the best… Enn stole an experimental Universal Remote from a nearby lab that failed to secure their doors. This remote can be used on any device that accepts remote commands. It usually takes a few seconds to program/adapt itself to a new machine (just point the remote at it and hit the “program” button). And so far, the only other buttons Enn has worked out for sure are “Volume” and “On/Off”. Other buttons and functions, he’s usually guessing, as the function of those buttons change with every device. Since it was experimental, it’s not color coded to any rank, but if anyone found it on him, he knows he’d be in trouble.Statistics: Posted by Mike — Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:23 pm
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