Look kid, I've been winning since the game was called Quartz, Parchment, Shears. All of us champions agreed to drop our records when the new league started to not make any of the baby punk throwers fell intimidated. I'm a dragon. I'm going to fly circles around you and then cover you in fire. If you want, I'll let you forfeit now to save to save you the embarrassment.
Pauses to suck in a hit off of an inhaler and holds like he was taking a hit off of a hash pipe.
You? I can see you won't be smart enough to just quit while you're even. How do I know that? You can't even spell Grapadora correctly. You're just some cheap knockoff stapler. And, like a cheap stapler, you're gonna get jammed. You're gonna get stuck with little pieces of you folded up in weird ways inside of you, just like a cheap, jammed stapler. There's not enough Jergens in the world to smooth over what's going to happen to you.Statistics: Posted by Stan — Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:55 pm
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