And here are four major considerations that, if you weren't already convinced to love her, should do the job:
First, she is a model who was unafraid to pose naked, and her husband is in no way ashamed of her naked photographs. Just like that, in a glorious instant, a bunch of conservative rules about what's okay and not okay for women and their bodies have VANISHED! We never have to hear that bullshit again! Next time someone goes down that whole "wasn't she asking for it by showing up in that state of undress?" avenue, just slap Melania Trump's photo down on the table and proclaim triumphantly, "The First Lady!"
Second, the plagiarism wasn't her fault, and if it was her fault, it's because she was trying to imitate the awesome Michelle Obama. Seriously now, that's what her speechwriters are for. They had the job to come up with those words - don't tell me Melania wrote that whole speech. The world is full of Republicans whose job it is to carefully examine things like First Lady speeches, and if they didn't listen to Michelle's speeches before writing Melania's, that's on the speechwriters. So: no blame to her for that one, please.
Third, her son is adorable! Have you seen that kid? He's adorable and she seems completely devoted to being a good mother to him. I respect that. He's also the right age for a son-in-law, you never know.
Fourth, after the whole "grab 'em by the pussy" thing came out, she wore a shirt with a necktie universally known as "a pussy bow" to the debates. It's not a widespread, current fashion - it's a throwback to the 80s, and I refuse to believe it wasn't done on purpose. Did her stylist choose it? Maybe, but I say even if s/he did, it's only plausible deniability for Melania. She's a professional model, remember? She knows fashion. That's her job in life in a very real sense. She knows exactly what a pussy bow is and why that was a thing at that moment. And if you aren't yet convinced this was deliberate and an A+++ case of trolling by a master, she did it again for the next debate!!!Statistics: Posted by Elle — Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:30 pm
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