Nerd Pride Radio

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-27T18:25:11-05:00

Here's my deal with those clowns, the church has 40 members and ZERO influence and they get infinite free press from the media providing outrage porn for people who live on that little rage thrill from feeling better than someone.

Statistics: Posted by mimekiller — Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:25 pm

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-26T00:01:40-05:00

Elle gulps down the last of the muffin and, Violet Beauregard style, begins turning blue.

Statistics: Posted by Elle — Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:01 am

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-25T23:08:39-05:00

Cazmonster swells, almost impossibly, sprouting cybernetic enhancements and a shaggy purple pelt of muppet fur. At almost twelve feet tall, he's taking up most of the front seat. Drool covers surgically sharp titanium fangs. A massive bright green chuck taylor smashes the accelerator to the floor. The van leaps like it was stung, tires about to catch fire.

Hells Yes!

Statistics: Posted by Cazmonster — Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:08 pm

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-24T22:23:54-05:00

"Alright, we're headed to Topeka."

*climbs in the back of the van. There's some rustling followed by a loud pop as a huge chain gun cracks open the hatch in the top of the van. Eli pops his head out wearing both an aviator's cap and goggles.*

"Let's get some aggression out."

Statistics: Posted by Eliahad — Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:23 pm

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-24T22:07:44-05:00

Ohohohhohohohoho!

Cazmonster climbs into the driver's seat and revs the engine a few times. Fire and demonic ichor burble out the back of the van.

This is gonna be great.

Statistics: Posted by Cazmonster — Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:07 pm

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-24T21:33:36-05:00

*whistles. A large black van pulls up."

You driving, Caz?

Statistics: Posted by Eliahad — Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:33 pm

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-24T20:13:17-05:00

I will pick through my Cooks' Country and Cooks' Illustrated magazines to find you one.

Statistics: Posted by Cazmonster — Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:13 pm

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-24T10:30:55-05:00

Do you have any good recipes for muffins that have fiber without being some kind of psycho pleasure-hating Paleo Frankensteins? Like good old fashioned All-Bran muffins, back when you could find All-Bran. Ok now I wonder if some genius has made raisin bran into a muffin recipe. If not, I shall do this. I want some kind of multigrain muffin that is still fluffy and not dry.

Statistics: Posted by Elle — Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:30 am

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-24T05:34:05-05:00

Man, I need a muffin now.

"TO THE MUFFIN STORE!"

Statistics: Posted by Cazmonster — Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:34 am

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-24T00:11:49-05:00

(surreptitiously brushes crumbs off shirt)

Statistics: Posted by Elle — Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:11 am

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-23T09:53:37-05:00

*whistles as he walks in. Stopping abruptly at the sight of a few measly crumbs sitting on a pedestal.*

MY MUFFIN!

Statistics: Posted by Eliahad — Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:53 am

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-22T07:20:46-05:00

Love blueberries in baked goods and granola.

Statistics: Posted by Cazmonster — Wed Jun 22, 2016 7:20 am

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-22T01:26:04-05:00

Today, I am a blueberry farmer.

Statistics: Posted by Elle — Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:26 am

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-21T20:06:16-05:00

https://giphy.com/gifs/8SaLjf9ygeGdy

Statistics: Posted by Cazmonster — Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:06 pm

Re: Bigoted Protests at Convention

2016-06-21T18:15:13-05:00

Oh, um, was this muffin yours? It was just sitting up here so I... um...

Statistics: Posted by Elle — Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:15 pm