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Nerd Pride Radio The home of the Nerd Pride Radio podcast and other acts of nerdity. 2019-08-30T10:02:21-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/feed.php?f=4&t=3061 2019-08-30T10:02:21-06:00 2019-08-30T10:02:21-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=3061&p=52483#p52483 <![CDATA[Re: Songs that Need New Lyrics]]>
I also have a very low tolerance for... whiny problems? Not sure what to call this category. An example here, a song I looooooaaaathe fully, generally available on all of your twelve radio buttons at once no matter how annoying. And it has that same old familiar piano structure going, and luckily lacks the kid-unfriendly explicit crap one tries to avoid on the radio, so it sucks you in and you'd like to enjoy, but the man's voice is like nails on a chalkboard! It causes me actual physical discomfort. I feel like clutching at my throat because I'm so afraid for what he's doing to his vocal cords. And these lyrics! Aiee! The man needs to join a good gym or library or something and get on with his business of living. You don't need any of the things mentioned; the human condition is that no one knows or could even possibly fathom your private sufferings and tooth gnashings, and few would care if they did understand it, and it would give you no pleasure or satisfaction even if they did. Do some burpees and get ahold of your shit like everyone else has to, unless maybe you're being locked in a cage and denied a flu shot. Maybe I just spend too much time dealing with kids who want a rice crispy bar.

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NOTE: does anyone know how to strip off a vocal track? I have downloaded this music editing software, recorded pieces of music, and tried so desperately to use the editor and put together things, and I'm just defeated by it. I would need to spend a week with a user manual to get this solved, or take a class or something. It's too many details for my brain, you really have to know what you're doing as opposed to the usual "click and see what happens" method that serves.

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2019-08-27T07:18:56-06:00 2019-08-27T07:18:56-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=3061&p=52373#p52373 <![CDATA[Re: Songs that Need New Lyrics]]> Statistics: Posted by akiva — Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:18 am


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2019-08-27T07:04:43-06:00 2019-08-27T07:04:43-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=3061&p=52372#p52372 <![CDATA[Re: Songs that Need New Lyrics]]> Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:04 am


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2019-08-27T06:51:08-06:00 2019-08-27T06:51:08-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=3061&p=52371#p52371 <![CDATA[Re: Songs that Need New Lyrics]]>
I've complained about his before, but "Ain't Nobody's Business" by Bessie Smith (and later by Billie Holiday) could have replaced half the lyrics about being ok about being abused by her man with other lyrics about how people should just let her live her life, and it'd be great. But with those, it makes me cringe every time in an otherwise blues classic.



It's that same catch 22 that's in Amy Winehouse songs. The songs implore the listener to let the singer live their lives, hold your tongue, but I can't help but go, yes, but, but, but... you need rehab and you need to lose that shitty man. Holy moley, it's just irresponsible for me not to respond!

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2019-08-26T06:56:15-06:00 2019-08-26T06:56:15-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=3061&p=52312#p52312 <![CDATA[Songs that Need New Lyrics]]>
Sometimes a parodist like Weird Al has fixed a song for you; other times you can fix it for yourself that way. Led Zeppelin is a major candidate for correctives even though at times they have such great lyrics. Jimmy Page has like a half dozen brilliant one-lines surrounded by the bad, Plant does better but still some grim offerings, though some are so bad they burst through the other side to sunlight again (i.e. Golem, lol). I'm undecided about where this one falls - I think it breaks through to greatness like Golem.

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