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Nerd Pride Radio The home of the Nerd Pride Radio podcast and other acts of nerdity. 2018-06-27T21:29:29-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/feed.php?f=4&t=2148 2018-06-27T21:29:29-06:00 2018-06-27T21:29:29-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=39753#p39753 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> The shore, don't ask me to hide
I lock the Haiku.

Spectral incentives
Have paved the way; Everything
Is wrong, Haiku wrong.

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:29 pm

]]> 2018-04-29T21:39:28-06:00 2018-04-29T21:39:28-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37698#p37698 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Were those haiku (the plural).
Could just ignore them.

Tucks is better than
Prep-H if a hemorrhoid
Is the real problem.

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:39 pm

]]> 2018-04-29T18:29:24-06:00 2018-04-29T18:29:24-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37694#p37694 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Colors like tie-dye; I'm just
Tryin' to get Haiku

I'll take a Haiku
Intermission, let the birds
Fly. I get money.

Bad bitches wanna
Be my bae. Hate! Haiku down
Like the C.I.A.

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Sun Apr 29, 2018 7:29 pm

]]> 2018-04-27T21:49:02-06:00 2018-04-27T21:49:02-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37625#p37625 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Perfectly placed I don't know
How to carry on.

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:49 pm

]]> 2018-04-27T20:59:05-06:00 2018-04-27T20:59:05-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37624#p37624 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Cuz I'm about to ruin
The image and the

Style that you're used to
I look funny but yo I'm
Making money see

So yo world I hope
You're ready for me. Gather
Round cuz I'm the new

Fool in town and my
Sound's laid down by th'Underground
I drink up all the

Hennessey you got
On your shelf so just let me
Introduce myself

My name is Humpty
Pronounced with an Umpty and
Yo ladies oh how

I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the
Top ten please allow

Me to bump thee cuz
I'm stepping tall y'all and just
Like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall when
The stereos pump me I
Like to rhyme I like

My beats funky I'm
Spunky I like my oatmeal
Lumpy. I'm sick with

This. Straight gangsta Mac
Cuz sometimes I get redic-
Ulous. I eat up

All your crackers and
Your licorice. Yo fat girl
C'mere are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called you fat
But look at me. I'm skinny
Never stopped me from

Getting busy I'm
A freak. I like the girls with
The boom and I once

Got busy in a
Burger King bathroom. They say
I'm crazy. Allow

Me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it
Just don't faze me. I'm

Still getting in the
Girls' pants and I even got
My own dance. Haiku!

Statistics: Posted by Mike — Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:59 pm

]]> 2018-04-27T20:07:27-06:00 2018-04-27T20:07:27-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37622#p37622 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Violent wire rust appears in
Your haiku insides

Maybe the sun will
Dry us out, we've lived for so
Long with no haiku

If I haiku three
Times imma wife her, it ain't
Safe for the haiku

Haiku G and get
Some money, I need tongue, I
Need face, haiku brain

Save me from the blast
Lift me up and take me back
Don't let me haiku

I've never under
Stood boredom, where it comes from
Or haiku maintained

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:07 pm

]]> 2018-04-27T19:47:47-06:00 2018-04-27T19:47:47-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37620#p37620 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Now you're gone inside sleeping
My haiku beating

Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent sun
Shine down on haiku

Let the sunshine in
Open up your heart and let
It shine on haiku

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:47 pm

]]> 2018-04-27T15:27:41-06:00 2018-04-27T15:27:41-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37614#p37614 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> On Craigslist Haiku, so I
Know you lied to me.

All in all it's just
Another brick in the wall
We don't need haiku.

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:27 pm

]]> 2018-04-27T10:10:48-06:00 2018-04-27T10:10:48-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37602#p37602 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> I tell her only partly
I only haiku

When she walks, she's like
A haiku that swings so cool
And sways so gently

In the darkest night
Hour I search through the crowd, your
Face is all haiku.

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:10 am

]]> 2018-04-19T18:12:34-06:00 2018-04-19T18:12:34-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37343#p37343 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Raindrops fell, and echoed in
The well of silence.

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:12 pm

]]> 2018-04-19T12:58:34-06:00 2018-04-19T12:58:34-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37331#p37331 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Make a new haiku, Balou,
Type for awhile...

Statistics: Posted by poorpete — Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:58 pm

]]> 2018-04-19T12:02:00-06:00 2018-04-19T12:02:00-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37306#p37306 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> I want to follow the rules,
but none are given.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:02 pm

]]> 2018-04-18T09:00:42-06:00 2018-04-18T09:00:42-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37276#p37276 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Star, get your game on, go play!
No really, go play.

Statistics: Posted by Eliahad — Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:00 am

]]> 2018-04-17T19:49:12-06:00 2018-04-17T19:49:12-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37259#p37259 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> And I go outside and I
Take big breath and I

Get real high and I
Scream from the top of my lungs
WHAT'S GOING HAIKU?

Statistics: Posted by poorpete — Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:49 pm

]]> 2018-04-17T19:42:51-06:00 2018-04-17T19:42:51-06:00 https://nerdprideradio.com/nerds/viewtopic.php?t=2148&p=37258#p37258 <![CDATA[Re: Haiku]]> Haikus, sexy for haikus,
So sexy hai-kus

Statistics: Posted by poorpete — Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:42 pm

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