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Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T19:56:38-06:00

Is a Pollack a fish, or - ?

Statistics: Posted by Phoebe — Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:56 pm

Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T15:32:38-06:00

What's the saddest part about a car going over a cliff with four Pollacks in it? They were my best friends.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:32 pm

Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T15:02:58-06:00

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut.

You call him an astronaut.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:02 pm

Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T15:02:18-06:00

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:02 pm

Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T15:01:42-06:00

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:01 pm

Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T15:00:57-06:00

How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:00 pm

Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T15:00:21-06:00

An owl and a squirrel are sitting on a tree, watching a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:00 pm

Re: The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T14:59:14-06:00

I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:59 pm

The Opposite of a Joke

2018-02-16T14:58:50-06:00

So a horse walks into a bar. Most of the people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.

Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:58 pm