Dad Jokes... After Dark

[Kyle]

Boobs in a seatbelt are all like %

[Phoebe]

Boobs in a seatbelt are all like %

You do not even knoooooooooooooooooow OMG the real answers include:
08
$&
@€
¢✓∆
Etc

[Mando]

off topic maybe, but it is past sundown so that is my first dad joke...

what do you call a fish no eyes

answer: A fsh

What do country folks call a dear with no eyes?

Answer: No idear

What do you call dear with no eyes or legs

Answer: Still no idear