Deathless

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:19 pm

Yeah, you're right. I don't think he's getting it. I made a chart. I think this will help.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:24 pm

And there's only one way for IT to come out. Am I right?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 3:36 pm

Yeah. Like you said. He's got to be lax and let it slip through. He got to move it on.

Mike. How are you not getting this, man?

Post by **Mike** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 4:03 pm

Whoa! And there it is again! You BOTH let your guards down, and now I'm winning AGAIN!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 4:06 pm

Oh boy. Seriously?

Post by **Mike** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:00 pm

Again!

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:14 pm

Way to go, Mike!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:27 pm

Damn right!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:11 am

Stan. Don’t encourage this. You’re only making it worse for him, and you know he doesn’t know any better.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:32 am

New website, who dis?

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:06 am

Youse guys are such early birds. I used to be but started sleeping in with working from home.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:14 am

Stan wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:06 am Youse guys are such early birds. I used to be but started sleeping in with working from home.

Yeah. Us “early birds” have a name for people like you. Lazy birds.

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:39 am

I prefer the term Night Hawk.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:40 am

8:30? I slept in til 8:30? I am the LAZIEST BIRD!!

This hasn't happened in a long time.

Mando · Post by **Mando** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:45 am

This is the way

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:37 am

Hey Mando! Sorry I haven't officially welcomed you aboard.

Welcome aboard!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:58 pm

Good afternoon!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 1:57 pm

Very good!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 3:55 pm

Almost movie time!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 4:04 pm

Have a great time! I'm specifically jealous because it's Tenet. It sounds like exactly the sort of hot pretention that would trip all my triggers.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 4:26 pm

My husband is fond of pointing out that morning people attach a moral virtue to their own naturally preferred behaviors. Y'all are nothing if you can't be up and down at any hour among the 24, ready to jump into the car or clean up vomit.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 4:27 pm

And even though I could get it on blu ray at Redbox. This is the type of movie I want to see in the theater.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 4:29 pm

Phoebe wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 4:26 pm My husband is fond of pointing out that morning people attach a moral virtue to their own naturally preferred behaviors. Y'all are nothing if you can't be up and down at any hour among the 24, ready to jump into the car or clean up vomit.

I used to have to wake your husband up for work. He can go directly to the line for people who need to fuck themselves. He could not “be up or down at any hour”.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:09 pm

Good night, Moon. And Saturn and Jupiter.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 11:31 pm

Good night, Enceladus.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 11:42 pm

Good night nonmovietheatergoingoeople!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 19, 2020 11:49 pm

My brother is so cool! One day, I'll get to go to a movie theater just like him!

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:28 am

Could see no planets from here. Boo.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:29 am

"He could not “be up or down at any hour”"
Hehh, in his defense it's a disorder. My kid is unwake-able, so... Grim laughter.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 4:53 am

Good morning. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 7:36 am

Good morning! It’s my BCD!

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:42 am

??
Bad Conduct Discharge?
bouyancy control device?
bloody colon disease?
Behind closed doors?

Post by **Mike** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:04 am

Happy Birthday Celebration Day, Kyle!

You already went to a movie yesterday. What's today's celebration going to be like?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:11 am

Thanks, Mike! And it’s also my Bloody Colon Day, so thanks, Stan!

Today my daughter is making me a gluten-free, vegan cake (she did a test on Friday and even non-vegan celiacs love it). Then we’re going to the drive thru safari to be attacked by ostriches. Then tonight...

HOT ONES CHALLENGE! Three years ago I used the season 8 lineup and interviewed my oldest daughter in a full hot ones interview. This year we have the season 11 lineup and she’s interviewing me. I’m so excited!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:01 pm

Good afternoon. And Dave, my Sphere Ensemble CD showed up today! Can't wait to listen to it!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Dec 20, 2020 7:59 pm

Oh hooray! We were wondering when those were going out! (It's so weird...and awesome...not being on the administrative side anymore

)

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 4:50 am

Good morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 5:25 am

Good morning! So grateful to have a bidet this morning!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 5:51 am

Good morning to you!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:49 am

G'day, mate! Or as Kyle would say: Bidet mate!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:43 pm

Fish filet!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:34 am

Thank god Mike saved us.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:44 am

It's always, "Mike, save us!" Why is it never, "Mike, just let it die!" Jerks.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:47 am

Good morning!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:01 am

Good morning... everyone!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:52 am

Okay, Mike. Are you going to play the ukulele and sing Tip Toe Through the Tulips also?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:13 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 11:16 am

Checks out.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:08 pm

Kyle, I believe you told me that's a picture of Mike during his high school talent show, correct?

Post by **Mike** » Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:44 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:08 pm Kyle, I believe you told me that's a picture of Mike during his high school talent show, correct?

Oh man. I wish!