Anti jokes

[Kyle]

So this guy walks into a bar and fractures his tibia.

[Kyle]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

[Kyle]

What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?

More than I can post here. There were four Toy Story movies, and a couple short films too. They were the main characters with large amounts of dialogue.

[Kyle]

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

Probably none. Historians believe that most pirates were illiterate.

[Kyle]

Why are T-Rex's unable to clap their hands?

Because they are extinct.

[poorpete]

Was going to try a play on "Why did the chicken cross the road," but that's probably the ur anti joke

Sometimes with the kids I do

Knock Knock
-who's there
Daddy
-Daddy who?
What, what do you mean? Daddy. Daddy. Your father! You know who I am. Why did you say that? You know my voice, come on. "Daddy, who?" "Daddy, who?!" ::sigh::

[Kyle]

Roses are red... and many other colors. While natural varieties can range from white to yellow to red, artificial substances can effectively make a rose any color you desire.

Violets are purple... hence the name.