Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:36 am

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Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:53 am

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 7:20 am

What no music quotes? Why I aughta

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:43 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:50 am

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:15 am

Woah.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:38 am

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:48 am

Pete, I suppose you could throw in music quotes if they were used in the end credits of a movie. Otherwise I have one word for you. Just one word.

Plastics.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:15 am

Eli, the way you integrated a quote into the actual conversation is pretty impressive, so I'm going to endeavor to try to do that with all my posts.

Now get to the choppa.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:17 am

Oooof, those are clunky integrations.

ATTICA!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:25 am

Hey, I'm trying my best, and it's not like you're are poetry. And look, I'm not a poet. I'm Batman.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am

I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:47 am

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!

Calm down. Too loud.

A little bit softer now.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:55 am

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:58 am

Kyle wrote: ↑Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:47 am
Mike wrote: ↑Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!
Calm down. Too loud.

A little bit softer now.

Sure sure sure. I see what you're trying to do, but as a counter proposal, may I offer: A little bit louder now.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:19 am

Sure sure sure. I see what you're trying to do, but as a counter proposal, may I offer: A little bit louder now.

Well excuse me.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:55 am

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:34 pm

Good grief

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:39 pm

Sweet sassy molassy!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:59 pm

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:10 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:01 pm

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:18 pm

This is a chaotic mess. I thought quotes would be easier.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:58 pm

I guess you can't handle the truth

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:03 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:10 pm

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:30 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:47 pm

She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 4:04 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 5:21 pm

I like cheese (SMACK)

(Ah, back when copyrighters didn't care and Merry Melodies would just throw in "My mama done tol me (Blues in the Night)" for fun)

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:35 pm

Would you do it for a Scooby snack?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:55 am

I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:37 am

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 6:57 am

It's got raisins in it. You *like* raisins.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 7:59 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:21 am

Language lessons. Inspired words, from a man, who KNOWS how to ski.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:35 am

You know, I've never downhill skied. Cross country, you bet! Downhill? Nope. Can't say that I have.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:16 am

This thread is dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:52 am

It's real aardvark fur!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 11:22 am

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:23 pm

Noooooooooooooooooo

Post by **Mike** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:38 pm

Two dollars!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:42 pm

and one hard boiled egg

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:45 pm

Good times! Noodle salad.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:46 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:47 pm

make that two hard boiled eggs

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:51 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:59 pm

FYI, I am the eggman

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:11 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:21 pm

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.