My Unkillable Precious!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:54 am

Good preparation.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:57 pm

Yes, great luck.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:02 pm

I'm bored.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:13 pm

Yes. I'm also bored.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:40 pm

I am also, also bored.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:57 pm

Bored! Hogwash! Let's play an old Animalball favorite!

WHAT'S IN KYLE'S WALLET?

Go ahead! Guess what's in my wallet!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:03 pm

A used condom.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:20 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:25 pm

Guess 1:

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:03 pmA used condom.

No!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:34 pm

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:51 pm

Kyle's debit card.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:51 pm

Mike's debit card.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:58 pm

Guess 2:

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:51 pmKyle's debit card.

Yes. I have two debit cards in my wallet.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:58 pm

Guess 3:

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:51 pm Mike's debit card.

No!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:04 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:40 pm

A driver's license.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:11 pm

Pete- you'll actually have to give non-gif guesses. Sorry.

Guess 4:

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:40 pm A driver's license.

Yes! My driver's license is in my wallet!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:21 pm

Two dollars and thirty two cents. In a two dollar bill, a quarter, nickle, and two pennies.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:25 pm

Guess 5:

Eliahad wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:21 pm Two dollars and thirty two cents. In a two dollar bill, a quarter, nickle, and two pennies.

No! But there is cash in my wallet, but not in any of these denominations.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:49 pm

A Sam's Club membership card.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:59 pm

Guess 6:

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:49 pm A Sam's Club membership card.

No! I would never allow profiteering to such a gross capitalist theft from the working class people!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:02 pm

After the handshake
A way to remember them
Two old business cards

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:11 pm

Much like pete's gif guesses, I won't accept guesses in haiku form. If you want to guess, it needs to be a clear guess.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:24 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:11 pm Much like pete's gif guesses, I won't accept guesses in haiku form. If you want to guess, it needs to be a clear guess.

Okay, whatever. The guess part was clear, but here: Two old business cards.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:40 pm

The adolescent
Boy can destroy the whole world
With foot aromas

Bald cypress brushing
October with impossible
Avocado orange golds

It's nice because both are nature poems in their own unique manner.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 7:59 pm

I get your rules Kyle, but seriously.my dude, where are our answers?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 3:53 am

Uh, hello? Almost 8 hours has elapsed!

Post by **Mike** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 5:59 am

Yes! Almost 8 hours!
Thus to sleep, perchance to dream.
I dreamed I had won.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:06 am

But you didn't. So suck it.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:51 am

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:02 am

Whew, saved it!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:20 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:41 am

Way to go, Eli!

So, has anyone checked to see if Kyle is okay?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:02 am

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:24 pm
Kyle wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:11 pm Much like pete's gif guesses, I won't accept guesses in haiku form. If you want to guess, it needs to be a clear guess.
Okay, whatever. The guess part was clear, but here: Two old business cards.

Three! I'll count this!

Things in Kyle's Wallet:
3 Business Cards
2 Debit Cards
1 Driver's License
Cash (currently $20)

Unguessed Items Remaining: 9

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:16 am

Doritos?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:39 am

There are no doritos in my wallet.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:49 am

gunrack?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:32 am

There is no gunrack in my wallet.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:41 am

Insurance card

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:55 am

Mike wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:41 amInsurance card

Yes! There are two in fact! One for health and one for a dental plan!

Things in Kyle's Wallet:
2 Insurance Cards
3 Business Cards
2 Debit Cards
1 Driver's License
Cash (currently $20)

Unguessed Items Remaining: 7

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:06 pm

Are you counting a credit card as separate from a debit card? In which case 2 credit cards.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:09 pm

State Bar of Texas card.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:24 pm

The lyrics to Stairway to Heaven?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:36 pm

Eliahad wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:06 pm Are you counting a credit card as separate from a debit card? In which case 2 credit cards.

One credit card! I'll count it!

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:09 pm State Bar of Texas card.

Yes!

Things in Kyle's Wallet:
1 State Bar of Texas Card
1 Credit Card
2 Insurance Cards
3 Business Cards
2 Debit Cards
1 Driver's License
Cash (currently $20)

Unguessed Items Remaining: 5

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:41 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:42 pm

poorpete wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:24 pm The lyrics to Stairway to Heaven?

Oh sorry. No stairway lyrics.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:15 pm

Slice of pizza?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:16 pm

A piece of string.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:24 pm

No pizza and no string.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:26 pm