My Unkillable Precious!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:55 pm

Good news!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 2:33 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 2:39 pm

Good attitude!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:11 pm

I had to do a two day cleanse. I lost 9.5 pounds in two days. Wowzers.

Never fear, I got home and ate a couple pounds of food and then fell asleep for several hours.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:31 pm

Kyle's butthole is fine.
In fact more than that, it's great.
Colonoscopy!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:53 pm

Good ass!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:04 pm

I know y'all were going to post up "Pics or it didn't happen"- so I posted pictures of my colon. You're welcome.

Bonus- you actually get to see my ninth tattoo in the pictures.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:49 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:50 pm

Not if you get a colonoscopy!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:48 pm

They could fly UP instead!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:05 am

Good pics!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:07 am

Good morning!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:21 am

These flying monkeys.
First out of butts, then up butts.
Forever astray.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:30 am

Good morning!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:59 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:33 am

Good gif!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:24 am

Schlemiel Schlimazel.
Then a lovely rabbit stew
...Incorporated.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:39 am

I see what you did, but it's really not clever. It's even better!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:46 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:48 am

Good job!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:13 pm

Your words are water
Carrying weight, full of warmth
Maybe hiding sharks?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:16 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:48 amGood job!

That's so nice to say, but seems like a filler post. Try harder next time.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:39 pm

Good point!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:48 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:39 pmGood point!

A nice compliment. And I appreciate it. But still a filler.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:35 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:18 pm

Good gracious!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:25 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:18 pmGood gracious!

Is it really good? Or another filler post? You can do better.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:51 pm

Good bye.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:53 pm

Why would you say that? I was just joking with you. Such a drama queen.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:01 pm

You're acceptable
Til I find something better
Good enough for now

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:30 pm

Mike wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:13 pm Your words are water
Carrying weight, full of warmth
Maybe hiding sharks?

This one is awesome.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:46 pm

Good afternoon!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:00 pm

Oh, I get it now. You are doing a "good" thing. I should have guessed that.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:30 pm

Good thinking!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:33 pm

Ha, ha, so funny! You're committed to the bit, but posting nothing.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 5:11 pm

Tahlvin and Kyle sit.
In a tree. Above our sight.
We hear but rustlings.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 5:34 pm

Good haiku.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:09 pm

Haiku haiku. Hi!
Haiku haiku haiku. Hi!
Haiku haiku... Hi!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:52 am

Good grief.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:22 am

Lucy pulls the ball
With each attempted kick, Chuck.
Yet you keep trying.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 6:08 am

New autumn, new trust
She awaits his hopeful charge
And still pulls the ball

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:14 am

Haiku, ahhh

Boys will gain their own
Cellular phones by sharing
Texts with friends through yours

The mind of the ten
Year old boy makes no fucking
Sense whatsoever

The woke now can see
She was harassing Schroeder
For so many years

Only psychopaths
Offer such inexpensive
Counseling service

The "doctor" who must
Lure the patient to a booth
Cannot be trusted

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:35 am

Mike wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 5:11 pm Tahlvin and Kyle sit.
In a tree. Above our sight.
We hear but rustlings.

Tahlvin and Kyle sit.
Kay-eye-es-es-eye-en-gee.
In the tree above.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:01 am

Not amusing on
First appearance was your meme,
Much less the eighteenth

One does not need to
Send a text for each single
Letter in a word

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:24 am

Good observation.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:46 am

Yes, great observation.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:04 am

Good day!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:15 am

Yes, great day.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:45 am

Good luck.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:53 am

Thanks, we're going to need it.