My Unkillable Precious!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:07 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:14 pm

Post by **Mike** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:59 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 2:21 pm I've had enough of your malarkey. I knew you was stupid, but I didn't realize you were wearing a 10 dollar Stetson on a 5 cent head. One more word and I'm unloading a pack of fives on you, friend. I'm crazy enough to eat the devil with his horns on, so plowing you with the weeds ain't nothing. So who do you want to be introduced to first, Mr. Right or Mr. Left?

Why, I oughta pound you!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:25 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:07 pm <Peeks to see what's going on, then closes the door and steps away.>

Shush you!

Mike, high noon. November 12! Be there or forever be known a coward!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:41 pm

You're so dumb, you probably drive on the road....in a car...

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:51 pm

Post by **Mike** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 10:41 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:25 pm Mike, high noon. November 12! Be there or forever be known a coward!

Oof. The 12th? I'm going to go see Bobcat Goldthwait do stand-up the night before, and it might be kind of a late night. I will probably NOT be in top form on the 12th. Can we push that back?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:15 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 5:28 am

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:15 am <Peeks in again, slips back out.>

That's right. Shush.

Mike, I've got a PTA meeting that evening and I've kind of got to prep for it (we found out Christy hasn't been recording meeting minutes in accordance with Robert's Rules- I mean... seriously, Christy?). And on the 13th I'm in an all day drum circle with my Circumcision Reparations Men's Club. How's the 14th look for you?

Post by **Mike** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:52 pm

Ugh. Christy's the worst.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:09 pm

Post by **Mike** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:37 pm

Hey! Why so glum, chum?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:10 pm

Yeah, Pete. What's gotcha down?

Post by **Mike** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:35 pm

Why so sad, lad?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:56 pm

What's got you so blue, boo?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:32 pm

Post by **Mike** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:31 pm

Sure, but why should you care, Pooh Bear?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:09 pm

<Peeks in on how it’s going.>
Psst, Mike, doesn’t Kyle homeschool? How’s he in the PTA? Is he secretly a MAGA plant?!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:16 pm

IKEA plant, maybe!

*rimshot*

Post by **Mike** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:23 pm

Actually they are part of a homeschool community that is so large that they have effectively formed their own school. They call it the Jones Academy. I didn't realize they had started holding PTA meetings, but I get it.

And Christy really is the worst.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:45 pm

They are an octopod.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:13 pm

Octopodes.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:32 am

Ugh. Slept like crap. I’m sure I’ll sleep on the plane, right?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:19 am

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:32 am Ugh. Slept like crap. I’m sure I’ll sleep on the plane, right?

Aww. What's keeping you up, Chuck?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:36 pm

6 hour bump

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:32 pm

Keeping it frosty!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 2:52 pm

Back home.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:08 pm

How was your trip, Skip?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:19 pm

Yeah, how was your ride, Clyde?

Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:29 pm

Is it nice to be back, Jack?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 5:26 pm

It was nice, Bryce.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:21 pm

My name is Kyle.

Jerk.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:33 pm

Hey, don't take your anger out on Tahlvin, Calvin.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:56 pm

It’s Kyle. It’s your brother… Kyle.

Jerk.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:23 pm

Oh brother

Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:22 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:56 pm It’s Kyle. It’s your brother… Kyle.

Jerk.

Stop being so facetious, Bosephus.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:03 am

Good morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:31 am

Good morning!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:52 am

Yes, Jess!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:56 am

I’m waiting for the surgery center to open so I can have my second colonoscopy in two months! It’s a great morning!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:12 am

That's TOO many colonoscopies, Roland Oscopy!

You okay though, bro?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:18 am

Yeah. They just want to confirm it’s not cancer.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 7:07 am

Good luck!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:10 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:26 am

Good grief!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:30 am

Eliahad wrote: ↑Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:10 am

Good call!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:40 am

Clean as a whistle! Don’t have to have another checkup for three years! I’m off to sleep for five hours!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 11:36 am

yay

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:05 pm

Good job!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:39 pm

And there was much rejoicing!