My Unkillable Precious!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:59 pm

Nice try. You almost got away with it too.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:29 pm

I /know/! Right?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:40 pm

Who's he think he is? Right?

Who do you think you are, MIke?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:41 pm

No, I'm Dave. Mike's over there.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:45 pm

Sorry. Sorry. Right.

Ahem.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MIKE?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:45 pm

*looks around*

Mike's not here.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 6:49 pm

I am a sexy shoeless god of war!!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:05 pm

No, that was Uncle Illian.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:24 pm

Poop.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:35 pm

So then. Who are you, Mike?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:45 pm

Okay, let me ask you this: what is a woman?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:37 pm

One who is talented and expressive and able to make the world a better place.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:21 am

According to the Supreme Court, it's like porn: you'll know it when they tell you.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:41 am

Shush you. Go on vacation already.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:16 am

He hasn't left yet?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:59 am

He lied. Or its a clone. Or an alien in Tahlvin's body.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:27 am

Tahlvin is Alan Tudyk?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:51 am

This guy gets it.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:14 am

Let's leave his private life out of this.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:43 am

You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real Dad! You’re not even a real Tahlvin!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:27 pm

He's not? Whose Dad is he then?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:28 pm

He's my unreal dad.

He's a gh... gh.. gh... ghost.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:56 pm

Pirate ghosts?!?!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 2:46 pm

No. Just an IT ghost. A ghost in the machine, if you will.

Mando · Post by **Mando** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:09 pm

Deus Ex Machina?

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:53 pm

Portia de Rossi

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:23 pm

Portapotty

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:03 pm

Blame it on the rain.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:53 pm

But if we can blame it on the rain then I don't have time for you, or anything that you say.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 12:00 am

Then blame it on the turtles.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:12 am

All rise! The case of State v. Rain is now in session, the honorable Judge Mike presiding. You can take your seats.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:25 am

Whew, thanks for letting me take a load off.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:56 am

Shush you. Court is in session.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:12 am

Due to an ongoing business relationship I have with the rain, I am recusing myself from this case.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:46 am

I see. A typical Blind Melon conflict of interest. Understood.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:42 am

Yes. Justice is blind melon.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:59 am

Uh huh. And I suppose you're only happy when it rains? Garbage.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 10:46 am

Only if it's raining men. Hallelujah.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 10:56 am

Mike when he sees it raining men: "Here comes the rain again!"

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 11:07 am

You forgot that I am also dancing.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 11:33 am

Look, Mike. I know. I know times are changing. It's time we all reach out for something new.

And that means you too.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:02 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:16 pm

I get it pete. You say you want a leader. But you can't seem to make up your mind.

I think you better close it.

And let me guide you.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:19 pm

Kyle... Have I ever told you you're my hero?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:55 pm

No. Don't do this, Eli.

You promised yourself, Kyle... you promised you wouldn't cry

You, Eli. You're my hero.

You're everything I would like to be.

Oh boy... here come the waterworks

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:03 pm

[Damn. Below is the message I had written, but then I got the " somebody else posted" warning. It's what I get for wasting too much time on a "have you ever seen the rain" option before settling on this.]

Kyle... You're everything I wish I could be.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:20 pm

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:03 pm Kyle... You're everything I wish I could be.

Dude. What the fuck? This is Eli's moment. And you've got to rain on his parade? Come on you little fighter. You need to get uptighter. And get back up again.

Oh no...

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:34 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:20 pm Dude. What the fuck? This is Eli's moment. And you've got to rain on his parade?

You can't drive me away that easy! It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. You could bring 99 of your friends... or even more!... and there's still nothing you could ever do!