Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:39 am

48. The one with only FOUR HOURS

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:56 am

4 bloody hours?! That’s a long time to watch Friends!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:58 am

No no... ONLY four hours. It's not enough time.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:26 am

47. The one with the shrinking deathless thread

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:46 am

46. The one with the waterboarding

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:27 am

The one where nothing really happens.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:34 am

poorpete wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:15 pm 60. The one where Phoebe acts like a functional adult

Come on now people that happens at least once a day.

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:40 am My 12 mile run is complete, so I'm checking in again. By the way, I did win $4 in the MegaMillions drawing.

I read this as 4 million and had to reread it a while to get clear. I was like, he's probably telling the truth and that is such a Tahlvin thing to just be very casual about it.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:45 am

Nice try, Pete.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:58 am

poorpete wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 5:24 am 49. The one where they shared the same dream

I had that dream just last night! We all stole a semi truck for our getaway.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:01 am

The one where we can't keep track of how many hours are left.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:32 am

Eliahad wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:54 pm 15. Cool Ham Luke

I feel like I've heard this before but it is no less good because of that. This is a name that makes you want to get a hamster for no good reason except this.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:53 am

14. OH, Original Hamsta

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:58 am

43. The One Where They Go Off Topic

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:04 am

Checking in before I go mow the lawn. Still alive.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:06 am

The One Where The Lawn Becomes Sentient.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:33 am

41. The one where Mike discovers that this theme is far less versatile and entertaining than hamster names

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:45 am

40. The One With The Schadenfreude.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:07 pm

39. The one with Nibbler’s shadow

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:21 pm

38. The one where they spoil Futurama

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:27 pm

37. The one, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know they getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Monica in my life

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:33 pm

Wrong, bad, cruel, disturbed.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:35 pm

Mowing complete, thread still alive.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 1:23 pm

36. The one that was wrong, bad, cruel and disturbed

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 1:24 pm

35. The One Where They Rapidly Move Toward Destruction.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 1:47 pm

The one where they leap into the pregnant lady.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 1:47 pm

33. The one with teeth

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 2:22 pm

32. The One Where The Cat Smelled Great

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:27 pm

31. The one where Chandler discovered he was Tyler Durden all along

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:37 pm

The one where Chandler and Joey throw the one ring into Mount Doom.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:49 pm

29. The one where Joey collates

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:55 pm

28. The one where oops it's all credits

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:09 pm

27. The one where Ursula shoots JFK

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:45 pm

The one with the holiday party.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:47 pm

25. The One With the Magic School Bus

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:48 pm

24. The one where Mike predicts "So I'm calling it at August 19th."

We ain't gonna make it.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:50 pm

23. The One Where Pat Comandeers a Tardis

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:54 pm

22. The one where Rachel discovers that the real treasure was the Friends she made along the way

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:46 pm

21. The one where Blossom used a fake ID

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:55 pm

20. The One With All the Wine Tastings.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:09 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:35 pm thread still alive.

The one where they used living thread to close the incision.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:37 pm

The one where the living thread dies and they all get together to reminisce and remember the good old days of their youth.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:42 pm

17. The one where Rachel dates a 17-year-old

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:26 pm

16. The one that's square.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:11 pm

15. The one that burns

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:14 pm

14. The one that"s full of carrots.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 12:46 am

13. The one with the pet rabbit.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 1:20 am

12. The one to get past six am

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 1:22 am

Or seven in Newfoundland.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 2:09 am

The one where Tahlvin says “Good morning!”

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 3:35 am

It is the middle of the night and I know this because I'm creeping in to take the kid's temp. I wish we had those "aim at the forehead from an inch away" thermometers a few decades ago!