Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:07 am

Still have no idea who you're talking about.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:25 am

Whoomp! There it is!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 5:46 am

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:07 am

FORTEIN!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:14 am

FART TING!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:21 am

FART HING!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:46 am

Farthings!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:59 am

Here I thought we had all matured, but y'all up in here making fart jokes?! In the unkillable thread?!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:28 am

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:59 am Here I thought we had all matured, but y'all up in here making fart jokes?! In the unkillable thread?!

Yeah you guys! Dad's really disappointed in you. He expected so much better.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:18 am

*sits in the corner shaking*

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:20 am

He started it!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:57 am

Y'all. That's enough.

No more.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:03 pm

I tried to tell them. They wouldn't listen.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:15 pm

Psych!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:18 pm

My Four Dads

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:43 pm

Okay, everyone. Let's wrap it up.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:34 pm

Nothing to see here, move along.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:04 pm

You think that's funny, Peter?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:22 pm

Don't make me make this thread longer!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 pm

Pull my finger.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:32 pm

Consider it pulled!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:33 pm

*heh heh* I farted. *heh*

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:34 pm

Boys? I said wrap it up.

Wrap it up.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:57 pm

We can't pause. Can we just play to the end of this quest?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:14 pm

You've had enough time to wrap it up since I first asked you to wrap it up over two hours ago.

You have ten minutes. Wrap it up.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:18 pm

And then it's my turn, right? You said Mike could play for thirty minutes, and then I could play. So it's my turn next, right?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:20 pm

This is now the 13th longest deathless thread, both post-wise and length

but with 18.71 posts per day, it ranks #3 in that category

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:28 pm

Eliahad wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:18 pm And then it's my turn, right? You said Mike could play for thirty minutes, and then I could play. So it's my turn next, right?

I offered to let you play, and you told me to keep going, because I'm further than you and you wanted to see the next temple.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:39 pm

If we can just use our 18.7 posts per day and work together, we could get this to 1 hour. We got this. Go team. Keep it up! This is practice for the big game! Never stop believing!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:48 pm

Mike. Enough. It's Eli's turn- but 10 minutes. Ten. Minutes.

Then wrap it up.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:54 pm

YOU SAID 30 MINUTES! MIKE GOT TO PLAY FOR 30 MINTUES! WHY DON'T I GET TO PLAY FOR 30 MINUTES?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:05 pm

Because you get 10 minutes, Eli! If you wanted a turn you should've asked sooner, it's almost bed time. Look, you can go to bed now if you prefer. What do you want, Eli, 10 minutes, or go to bed now?

I'M BEING NICE

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:06 pm

Eliahad wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:54 pm YOU SAID 30 MINUTES! MIKE GOT TO PLAY FOR 30 MINTUES! WHY DON'T I GET TO PLAY FOR 30 MINUTES?

Wrap it up. Now.

Not in 10 minutes.

Now.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:07 pm

I got this Kyle, he'll do 10 minutes, no more fussing, right Eli?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:09 pm

F off, old man!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:21 pm

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:41 pm

Oh the humanity!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:16 pm

Harsh I'm sorry I don't know what came over me. I know you rely on me for safety and security , ooof

What happened to me? What happened to my little vampire baby!?

Is this not my beautiful house?

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:28 pm

[letting the days go by]

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:18 am

[and the nights]

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:29 am

Psycho killers. The lot of you.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:28 am

Kyle wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:29 am Psycho killers. The lot of you.

And SHE was.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:30 am

Q'est que se?

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:48 am

I don't know. They told me to come in here and say "she was". I didn't expect a kind Spanish Inquisition.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:09 am

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:22 am

Jesus dude! Keep it down! You want Daddie Downer coming in here again?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:53 am

You two are Tahlvin's problem today. I'm going to Rock Grill to watch golf.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:17 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:53 am You two are Tahlvin's problem today. I'm going to Rock Grill to watch golf.

Sweet! When's Mom coming to pick us up? You know, her and Tahlvin have an above ground pool now.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:57 pm

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:19 pm

poorpete wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:57 pm549

What? But then we won't have time to swim after supper! Why can't we go now?