Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:20 am

you know what i mean!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:04 am

What?

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:23 am

Creepy Cringey Lyric Series...

This is the Creepy Cringey Lyric Series!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:14 am

He was 21 at the time he wrote it, which is on the edge of bad. But then of course, Dorian Grayishly, he ages but when he sings it she doesn't, so it just gets worse and worse.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:32 am

This is one of the mildest of the CCLS. Motley Crue was still writing songs about sleeping with 15-year-old groupies in the 80's.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:23 am

She was a dancing queen!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:45 pm

Wait. The Crue? No way.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 1:15 pm

Have I missed a whole series? I forgot that I was reviewing Led Zeppelin songs until you reminded me of all their creepy ones in the same line.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 1:28 pm

Creeptastic

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:28 pm

Pop goes the weasel!

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:27 pm

Pop indeed.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:56 pm

Gross.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 5:52 pm

Eliahad wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:56 pmGross.

The pop or the weasel?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:00 pm

Gross part deux

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:01 pm

I'm lost. Can we start over?

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:42 pm

Are we trying to guess what creepy song lyrics were written about 17-year-old girls by older dudes? I mean there are so many! Even the Beatles saw her standing there at 17. Brian Seltzer has a 17 year old Little Rock and roll Queen. Stevie nicks does not make clear which edge of seventeen things are happening on but clearly a lot more is happening than I would be comfortable with for a 17 year old. The whole damn culture sexualizes teenaged girls. We live surrounded by assholes at all times.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:04 pm

17 is legal in Texas. The Beatles would have no problem here. Unless they were gay or wanted abortions.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:00 pm

Mike said start over. 24 hours per post, folks!

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:18 pm

In fact, let's go to 25 and we'll get ourselves a running start at this thing.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:31 pm

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:25 pm

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:58 pm

I bet the Beatles were involved in some abortions. I'm just saying.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 11:22 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 2:47 am

I should post this at 8:17. Hey Google, post this at 8:17am.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:21 am

Good grief, people! What are y'all doing up so late?

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:03 am

8:17!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:42 am

8:42 CST dang it

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:55 am

8:55! I win!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:55 am

Congrats!

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:02 am

Personally I wake up in the night and Google shit like synovial sarcoma until I convince myself I have one and decide I will need to sleep.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:48 am

That doesn't sound like fun.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:19 pm

I woke up after a mild anxiety dream, dog wanted out, put on a podcast, for some reason couldn't fall back asleep, though probably checked the news or something in there.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:38 pm

I am fortunate that I can wake up, do something (like going to the bathroom or taking the dog out), and then immediately go back to sleep. My wife always runs the risk of being awake for the next two hours in these situations.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 1:02 pm

I'm usually like you, but not today

This is a good idea

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:21 pm

There are over a million dead Americans due to the circumstances.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:06 pm

I see what you're doing.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 4:25 am

I'm at least letting you choose which circumstances are responsible for which millions of deaths, because you have multiple things to choose from.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 6:49 am

Governmenses

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:13 am

Spoopy!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:22 am

Shapoopy!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 10:12 am

Shampoo oopmahs

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 12:12 pm

Sloppy Papi.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 2:05 pm

Ding Dong Daddy of the D Car Line

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:41 pm

Saved it!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 6:12 pm

Shaved it!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:44 pm

Depraved it!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 11:48 pm

Saved it!

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:48 am

Ruined! RUINED!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:23 am

Good morning!