Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:26 am

*BOOM*

Yes we are.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:36 am

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:43 am

The trick is that I have to edit Pete's original post each page with the new numbers, otherwise all the replies have the wrong name.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:47 am

Hope your day’s going well!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:36 pm

Fantastic!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:21 pm

The trick is meow meow meow meow meow. I don't care how you make the sausage. But you made it. Thanks.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 2:50 pm

*rowr* fffft.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:07 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:29 am

Good morning.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 7:20 am

Good morning!

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:40 am

Absolutely!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:56 am

I'm free from isolation!

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:01 am

Party at Kyle's place!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:21 am

Yassss! Actually, I'm going out protesting in town tonight. Tomorrow works better. But I might be out protesting tomorrow night too. Not sure yet.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:45 am

You go, Kyle! Protest against the patriarchy!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:53 am

Down with me!

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:29 pm

We're averaging 13.6 posts per day. I think we will survive for sure until 8 hours (85% sure, at least), which would be in approximately 40 more days. After that the rate of posting will necessarily have to pick up at least a little. My money is on thread death at around 5-6 hour. That's where my gut says we're below 50%.

So I'm calling it at August 19th.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:39 pm

As long as it makes it past August 8th. Then I can help again.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:58 pm

Whew. Just saved it.

What's the cutoff again?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:14 pm

Bippitty

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:33 pm

Thats the cutoff?

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 5:26 pm

If the thread ever goes bippitty without a post, then it's officially dead.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:22 pm

Boppity.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:18 pm

Dammit! Foiled again!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 4:16 am

Boopity!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:34 am

Poop City.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:42 am

Happy Poop City Independence Day!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:15 am

Poop City is the County Seat of Colon County.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:43 am

Is that near the south end of Flavor Country?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:29 am

You're thinking of Marlboro Country. THAT'S where the flavor is.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:25 am

Follow the hershey highway from flavor county, last exit, Poop City, baby

I like how fancy the word scatological is.

Pinky up!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:09 am

All of that sounds gross. Is there not a Godiva Highway somewhere? (Or some fancier chocolate I am not aware of because I'm an uncouth American)?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:49 am

The Nestle Crunch Straße? Toblerone Road?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 1:08 pm

Yes! That's the spirit.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 2:28 pm

Is anyone still following the countdown?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 2:33 pm

What countdown? We’re counting down?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:03 pm

Well, yeah. I mean. I was. I thought everyone knew that.

Oh. Well maybe we're not.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:04 pm

It's the FINAL countdown!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:07 pm

Oh. Okay. I thought that was going to be my thing. But yeah. That's uh cool. Yeah yeah. That's cool.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:20 pm

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:49 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:07 pm

Yall. Hey that's not... Okay.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:13 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:05 pm

Yeah okay. Yeah. Eight. Thanks.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:12 pm

6! (more posts to the next page)

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 4:09 am

What did I miss?

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:03 am

About nine hours.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:04 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:36 am

Je voudrais un the.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:32 am