Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 8:58 pm

Sorry dude. You don't deserve this. You're not even 50 yet. How unfair.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:06 am

I lost eight pounds in under 48 hours! ASK ME HOW!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:35 am

With hard work and willpower?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:50 am

Sham-woah!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:52 am

You're right. I knew I should have gone with Ron Popeil's picket fisherman.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:01 am

Is that how you catch fences?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:33 am

Morning.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:39 am

Kyle wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:01 am Is that how you catch fences?

Or the average American and their 2.37 children.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 10:08 am

Bon appetit!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:47 am

Kyle wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:01 am Is that how you catch fences?

Took me til now to figure this out. Suddenly I see.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:21 pm

Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:04 pm

Does Head On come with application instructions?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 5:38 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:57 pm

Just the ads.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 5:03 am

Just the subs.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:03 am

Survived the red eye. Now I just need my next plane to show up.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:26 am

Hope you made it!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:33 am

I'm home. And immediately jumped on a series of conference calls. Yeah.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 10:48 am

You were missed.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 2:30 pm

I know! We missed:

"Good morning!"

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:38 pm

Good afternoon. Now back to work.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:11 pm

Inching ever closer...

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:35 pm

Good afternoon!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:56 am

Good morning.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 5:13 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 6:04 am

Good morning!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 6:35 am

Feeling good!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 7:26 am

Looking good, Louis!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 7:55 am

25 or 6 to 4?

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:11 pm

10001110101

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:45 pm

Is everyone enjoying my liveread of Amish Cradle Conspiracy?

http://nerdprideradio.com/babble/viewto ... ?f=6&t=588

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:24 pm

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:28 pm

I'm thinking I may pick it up for myself.

I wonder if it's on Audible...

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:55 pm

You're on Audible.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:04 pm

No, YOU are!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:08 pm

So's your mama!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:11 pm

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:28 pm I'm thinking I may pick it up for myself.

I wonder if it's on Audible...

Um, it is, but the price is ridiculous:

https://smile.amazon.com/Amish-Cradle-Conspiracy-Country-Justice/dp/1335736182/

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:16 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:11 pm
Mike wrote: ↑Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:28 pm I'm thinking I may pick it up for myself.

I wonder if it's on Audible...
Um, it is, but the price is ridiculous:

https://smile.amazon.com/Amish-Cradle-Conspiracy-Country-Justice/dp/1335736182/

You're a fucking monster.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:23 pm

Shush, you. I didn't price it.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:34 pm

You might as well have!!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:44 pm

Alright, Kyle really should win the thread because of that.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:53 pm

You didn't realize the price was your soul.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:56 pm

It's not in the rules and no one has tried it yet, but I think double posting in this particular unkillable thread shouldn't be allowed.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 4:00 pm

Informally agreed.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 7:41 pm

Thy will be done.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:41 pm

And with your spirit.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 29, 2022 10:23 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jun 30, 2022 4:13 am

And also with you. (I'm old school.)

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:33 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:52 am

The power of Chris compels you!

Is that right? I'm not good at this.