Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 7:03 pm

Never happen.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 3:53 am

So close!

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:15 am

Or is it?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:04 am

Maybe? Maybe not? Who knows?

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:16 am

Kyle knows.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:38 am

He's Kyle-niscient.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:41 am

I don't even know the rules. Are we down to ten minutes yet?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:23 am

Yes, Kyle. And you won. So you can go home now and not worry about checking the thread any more. Go take care of your wife.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:33 am

Yay! Good job, Kyle! Don't forget your participation trophy and orange slices. There's a Capri Sun in the fridge.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 12:41 pm

Go Kyle! Go! No, seriously, GO!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:43 pm

I think he's gone

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:27 pm

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:04 pm

Hello again!!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:33 pm

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:58 pm

Good night!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:15 am

Good morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:58 am

There's a light at the end of this Covid tunnel. She's getting better. My sleep deprivation is all consuming. But the end is almost here. Two more days.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:51 am

Good luck! Chin up! Pip, pip, cheerio!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:26 am

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:35 am

Buenos-Diddily-Dias!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:28 am

Indeedily-do.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:49 pm

I am the Lorax.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:50 pm

Hello? Is anyone here?

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:58 pm

I am Spartacus.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:27 pm

I am the Walrus

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:00 pm

I am Locutus of Borg.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:20 pm

I'm a bumblebee! Buzz! Buzz!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:51 pm

I am woman.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:02 pm

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:41 pm

I am a rock.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:55 pm

You're not just any old rock, Mike, you're The Rock!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 6:50 pm

No, no, no, no. He Is Land.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:18 pm

I am everyday people.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 4:34 am

I'm a little teapot.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:39 am

I'm ready for my wife's Covid isolation to end.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:29 am

I am legend.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:45 am

It's so nice seeing how much Kyle misses his wife.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:19 am

I have to travel half the day tomorrow, attend a two hour meeting on Monday, then take a red eye flight back home Monday night, so I don’t miss too many billable hours on an airplane.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:26 pm

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:35 pm

I am the lizard king.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 4:04 pm

Coo-coo-ca-choo

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 5:24 pm

I am Groot.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:10 pm

He are Groot.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:40 pm

I am your father.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 3:12 am

Father, mother, sister, brother. We are family.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 9:29 am

I'm a pepper.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 11:52 am

We are pepper-y.
I've got all my capsaicin and me.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 3:41 pm

I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow morning and I'm "prepping" my bowels. Oh lord, Terry.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 4:50 pm

Mine is coming up in October.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 5:34 pm

I already feel like I’ve “gone clear” but in 90 minutes I have to take the second dose. Oh lord.