Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 4:14 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Mon Jun 20, 2022 3:53 pm
Tahlvin wrote: ↑Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:59 pm I refer you to post #1. Read it carefully.
Is that on this page?

Tahlvin? Is it at the top of this page?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 4:31 pm

Kyle, that depends on your settings, how you have posts sorted, and so on. For me, things are sorted by post time in ascending order, so post #1 would be the first/top post on page 1 of the thread. If you have trouble finding it, we could always try to schedule a screen-sharing session and I could walk through the site with you.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 4:50 pm

We continue!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:51 pm

Man or woman

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:08 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Mon Jun 20, 2022 4:31 pm Kyle, that depends on your settings, how you have posts sorted, and so on. For me, things are sorted by post time in ascending order, so post #1 would be the first/top post on page 1 of the thread. If you have trouble finding it, we could always try to schedule a screen-sharing session and I could walk through the site with you.

Do I need AOL for that? I don’t think my DSL is compatible with AOL.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 10:11 pm

To pump me up

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 4:07 am

Kyle, you need to log into Usenet, go to the newsgroup alt.nerdprideradio.nerdbabble.unkillable, download the multiple files, combine them and then unzip them. The resulting text file will include the contents of the first post.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:17 am

We up!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:29 am

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 21, 2022 4:07 am Kyle, you need to log into Usenet, go to the newsgroup alt.nerdprideradio.nerdbabble.unkillable, download the multiple files, combine them and then unzip them. The resulting text file will include the contents of the first post.

I don't mess with the dark web. Nice try, Satan.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:41 am

Boom!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:59 am

Shaka.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 7:16 am

Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 7:41 am

Immanuel Kaaaaaaaaaaant!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:15 am

Caaaaa**cough**gasp**wheeze**aaaaan I get an 'n'?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:27 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:33 am

It's not a question! Answer with some enthusiasm and authority!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:00 am

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:27 am

poorpete wrote: ↑Tue Jun 21, 2022 7:41 am Immanuel Kaaaaaaaaaaant!

Was a real pissaaaaaaaaaaant!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:13 pm

Good afternoon!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:15 pm

Ennnnnnnnnnnn!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:18 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 1:15 pm

Good after noon.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:09 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:15 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:54 pm

Here.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:01 pm

You better not ask for an I next.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:14 pm

I next, please.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:19 pm

He said, "Captain!"

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:49 pm

To relieve this bellyache

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:29 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:16 am

Give me an 'e'!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:19 am

What you want?

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:59 am

Thank you, Kyle! You are a ray of sunshine this morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 6:31 am

To be honest, I'm sleeping on the couch in my living room because my wife is isolated in our bedroom. I think I chose the wrong couch. Got about two hours of sleep. Going to be a rough day, but not nearly as rough as wife's will be, so its tough to complain.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:10 am

Such a sweet guy!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:14 am

Right? He's a trooper.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:49 am

Yup. I wish I had a dozen workers just like him. He's awesome.

Which leads me to my latest side project. I've been dabbling in a little amateur, at-home cloning. I call it Project Total ReKyle. I mean, it seems like a no-brainer right? This project is all upsides. I really don't see how it could go wrong.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 10:02 am

Re-Purpose, Re-use, Re-Kyle.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 10:44 am

Soylent Green is people!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 10:52 am

Right! Even if we screw up the cloning process, we end up with a steaming, tasty vat of Kylent Green. Everybody wins!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 11:30 am

Reticulating Splines!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:04 pm

Has anyone tried the Kylent Green yet? Is it any good? Cuz if it's marketable, maybe we can skip the whole cloning Kyle for cheap exploitable labor thing. Probably better that way, cuz the paperwork would be such a nightmare.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:12 pm

It makes a good salsa verde.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:03 pm

And just a touch Kyl-iente.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:59 pm

I prefer muy Kyl-iente.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 3:16 pm

Not too much Kylantro though. I know some people love it, but to me it tastes like that soap from Fight Club.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:35 pm

Can we get this thread to another page before the end of the day?!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:44 pm

We'll see!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:25 pm

Doubtful.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:46 pm

I dunno. Maybe?