Deathless

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:11 pm

My strategy is not to have a strategy.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:20 pm

Yes. I see that. Clever.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:13 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 3:13 pm

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 3:47 pm

Love me some Gamble and Huff. A little repetitive, but this being an actual TV theme song, I give it a pass. '73 was ready for disco and they didn't even know it! 9/10

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 3:59 pm

Best Direction related to Birdwatching: David Fincher

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:10 pm

Did you hear about the bird?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:48 am

Oh, we're well into 1974 now. Here's #8 for the year.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:03 am

The fastest thing on two feet!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:05 am

Don't look, Ethel!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:06 am

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:28 am

Sorry. Too late.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:48 am

Heh heh.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:19 am

It's silly, has all the hallmarks of a novelty, which it does well, it's funny but also hooky. It plays like a good bit. Comedy and call-backs. Phrasing! But that's some dang 90s remake, no thanks. 1/10

Then again there's no fake laugh track in the updated version. 9/10

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:05 am

For those who want the original 1974 version:

And the next one in the charts...

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:27 am

Seems 1974 was gaga for fake crowd noise! Also love a piano that's mic'd left-to-right in the stereo mix. Best fake-live song ever? 10/10

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:45 am

Happy birthday, Flameblade! You old. But I'm still older, ha ha!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:55 am

Happy birthday, Flame!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 1:23 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 1:38 pm

1974 seemed kind of... unwashed.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 1:50 pm

No fake crowd noise. 1/10

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:40 pm

The ultimate fake crowd noise song: Rock and Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:35 pm

On to 1975!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:50 pm

Please watch this video. It's so... Styx. I was going to link to it and make a joke that we'll never win because Tahlvin has too much... whatever. That's not important. What's important is how pre-MTV this video is. Part concert, part bad monty python sketch. What is going on here? Why the cigar twirl?

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:48 pm

wow. Now I want to go buy a jumpsuit.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:38 pm

Or know how to to smoke cigars real cool.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:40 pm

I'm going to start wearing a bunch of watches on one arm so that when some street hustler tries to sell me a watch, I can just pull up my sleeve and... Ba-BAM!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:12 pm

Love Will Keep Us Together is great, like Elton John meets Motown. But most importantly, some fake crowd noise at the end!!!!!!! 10/10

Too Much Time On My Hands never noticed the Giorgio Moroder-styled synth line. Somehow this is disco, classic rock, hair metal, a tiny bit prog, and a novelty song. Like a winking Spinal Tap. Jealous of their bangs. 9/10

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:25 am

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:12 am

And offers coming over the phone? Is the dissonance between the the music, the lyrics, and the video purposeful and witty or sloppy? Hey google, could Glen Campbell ride a horse?

Update: ok Glen was in True Grit... he still looks uncomfortable riding here. Also the song's a metaphor, dissonance accepted. 9/10

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:40 am

Good morning!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:02 pm

Good afternoon!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:04 pm

Good!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:13 pm

Good day!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:15 pm

That's what I said.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:59 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:38 pm Or know how to to smoke cigars real cool.

Someone rang for me?

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:09 pm

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:15 pm

Remember when we had that cigar smoking emoji? Or was that the phone? I don't know.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:39 pm

I remember once when I was in college, I was in a crowded restaurant lobby with a friend, waiting for a table. The lobby was clearly labeled as non-smoking, but my friend had just lit his cigarette and refused to let it go to waste, so he continued smoking it inside. The big dude in front of us made some indirect comment about it, which offended my friend (who was quite clearly in the wrong). So when the big dude turned his back to us, my friend put out the cigarette on the back of the guy's jacket (which I remember as being leather, but it was 30 years ago, so who knows). The guy never noticed, and if anyone else did, they never said a word to anyone. My buddy laughed about it all night. I was kinda horrified.

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:44 pm

That friend was obviously a psychopath. I'm sure it's for the best that all of you broke off contact with him.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:02 pm

Thank God for that, yes.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:06 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:23 am

Good morning! It’s my day!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:15 am

Another ode to the Philidelphia sound to sell gangbusters in the 70s. A mix of Motown, British rock, and the proto-disco sound of Philly. Of course now when I listen I only hear this song by Mike Mitchell and Carl Tart...

10/10

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:34 am

Another!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:23 am

Huzzah!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:30 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:29 pm

Freddy got Fendered.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:03 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:14 pm

Frankie got Valleyed.