Nerd Pride Radio

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 2 of my soon-to-be long running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline.

MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no one is even close, then I'll announce that and everyone can get a new guess.

SECONDARY GAME: Post up the funniest punchline you can think of. Make sure you precede this guess with something like "Funny Guess:" or "Should be:" so I know it won't count against your guess for the main game. No points are awarded for the secondary game, but I think this will be the most fun part of it.



START GUESSING!

Main game: A jellyfish swam up his trunks. So embarrassing!

MAIN GAME: Yes, the jellyfish was mortified!

SECONDARY: That's when he begged me to pee on him. I tried to tell him that the pee thing was a myth, but the conceit of this cartoon is that I only speak in "thought bubbles", so Jon had to take his painfully stung dong to the emergency room while wearing swim shorts soaked in cat piss. You're a monster, Jim Davis!

Neither of you are very close.

Round 2 hint (only worth half a point): pay attention to what they're doing in the drawings.

Uh....

"I shared it with all his friends!"

Eli wins!