Welcome to Season 1, Episode 31 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline.
MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no one is even close, then I'll announce that and everyone can get a new guess.
SECONDARY GAME: Post up the funniest punchline you can think of. Make sure you precede this guess with something like "Funny Guess:" or "Should be:" so I know it won't count against your guess for the main game. No points are awarded for the secondary game, but I think this will be the most fun part of it.
Today's cartoon:
[GtGPL/S1E31] Old and Unloved
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"No, Dorian Gray."
"Great. Now where's your picture?"
"Great. Now where's your picture?"
Reel on a repeating loop
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Nermal: I have a gland condition.
Garfield: So sorry to hear that you can't stay longer.
Garfield: So sorry to hear that you can't stay longer.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
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"Merlin. I live backwards."
"The sooner you pop out of existence, the better."
"The sooner you pop out of existence, the better."