[GtGPL/S1E19] Rollblocked

[Kyle]

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Welcome to Season 1, Episode 19 of the running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline.

MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no one is even close, then I'll announce that and everyone can get a new guess.

SECONDARY GAME: Post up the funniest punchline you can think of. Make sure you precede this guess with something like "Funny Guess:" or "Should be:" so I know it won't count against your guess for the main game. No points are awarded for the secondary game, but I think this will be the most fun part of it.

Today's cartoon:

[Mike]

PASS me a roll, Jon.

[I know "Hand me a roll" is a better line, but In my memory, I feel like the original line is actually "Pass me a roll, Jon", which always seemed wrong to me. Everytime I read it, I thought it was a bad choice, because pass can still mean throw, as in football. Or maybe that's just a thing I made up. But it feels real. I can't remember if there was a "please" on it, but I'm going for it.]

[Eliahad]

I'd like to settle our bet. Give me the $5 and I don't murder the cat.

[Akiva]

Funny guess:
Hand me a roll, you cat-loving bastard.

[Kyle]

Funny guess:
Hand me a roll, you cat-loving bastard.

This made me laugh out loud while sitting alone in my office.

[Kyle]

Mike nails it! And what a good memory. The only reason I included this is because I thought the punchline didn't make sense.