I know things have been crazy busy here, but I'm leaving Monday to go to Cabo with my wife for a week for our 30th anniversary. While I will have access to the internet, I probably won't be able to check in on things here. So while I'm gone, I'd like y'all to keep things in ship shape for me. Specifically:
Phoebe- you're in charge
Akiva- you're supervising our AI research and development
Eli- ape security and control
Tahlvin- ship steward
Yancey- the cute one
Mike- please write a 3,000 essay on the pros and cons of privatizing our space and rocket technology
IF THERE IS AN EMERGENCY- call my cell. But I'm serious that there better be a fire or something.
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On it!
*quickly dons a top hat and a whip.* Only if necessary...only if necessary.
*Goes on the prowl.*
*quickly dons a top hat and a whip.* Only if necessary...only if necessary.
*Goes on the prowl.*
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Eli- you can wear the top hat if it's necessary or not.
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It confuses the apes, sir! Let me get out my sniper scope, too, for better visuals.
*puts on a monocle*
*puts on a monocle*
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Um, I'm leaving this afternoon for 2+ weeks in Scotland with my wife. I was going to tell Kyle to hold down the fort while I was gone. Looks like the fort's going to fall apart. We'll come back and there will be squatters living here.
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Dammit, man! That’s why the site’s policies require two weeks written notice for approved vacation.
Okay, don’t worry. Scotland’s got reliable WiFi, so… JUST THIS ONCE… I’ll let you fulfill your ship steward duties remotely.
Okay, don’t worry. Scotland’s got reliable WiFi, so… JUST THIS ONCE… I’ll let you fulfill your ship steward duties remotely.
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No ape uprisings to report, sir! But I don't trust it. I have the feeling that if we just turn one more page we'll all be dead. Carlos tells me this has happened before. I'm inclined to believe him.
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Understood. I trust you and I trust your instincts. Carry on. And I know this isn’t your purview, but what about monkeys? Sometimes they run in the same circles.
Fancy is still cute. Good job, soldier.
Mike, how’s the essay coming along? I need a sitrep on the essay.
Mando! This ship isn’t for tourists! Snap to it! I need you on the top deck monitoring the basketball courts! Reports of flagrant hard fouls are coming in. Jump up there and get me a report!
Fancy is still cute. Good job, soldier.
Mike, how’s the essay coming along? I need a sitrep on the essay.
Mando! This ship isn’t for tourists! Snap to it! I need you on the top deck monitoring the basketball courts! Reports of flagrant hard fouls are coming in. Jump up there and get me a report!
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I'll keep an eye out, sir! *Pops the eyeball out of the non-monocled socket. It's ovoid...ish and clearly badly made glass.*
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Subject: Sincere Apology for My Actions
Dear Mr. Akiva,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to express my sincere apologies for my recent actions regarding the essay on privatizing space technology. I understand that my use of ChatGPT to generate the content for my assignment was a breach of academic integrity and trust, and I deeply regret my decision.
Firstly, I would like to acknowledge the importance of academic honesty and the values it upholds within the educational environment. Academic integrity is fundamental not only to personal growth and development but also to the maintenance of a trustworthy and fair learning community. By submitting an essay that was not my own work, I have not only compromised my own learning but also disrespected the effort you put into teaching and guiding us in the proper use of AI. I am genuinely sorry for this.
I want to explain my actions, not to excuse them, but to provide some context. This semester has been particularly challenging for me, both academically and personally. I have been struggling to balance my coursework with various personal issues that have been overwhelming. This does not justify my decision to use ChatGPT, but I believe it is important for you to understand the pressures I have been under. Feeling overwhelmed and stressed, I made a poor decision in a moment of desperation, thinking it might help me manage my workload.
However, I now realize that taking shortcuts not only undermines the learning process but also damages the trust between student and teacher. Trust is something that is earned through consistent honesty and hard work, and I am aware that I have jeopardized that trust with my actions. I am deeply regretful for any disappointment and frustration I have caused you.
Reflecting on this incident, I understand that I have missed an opportunity to learn and grow from the assignment. The topic of privatizing space technology is both fascinating and complex, and by resorting to artificial assistance, I deprived myself of the chance to engage deeply with the subject matter. I realize that the purpose of such assignments is to challenge us to think critically, develop our research skills, and articulate our thoughts clearly. By not doing the work myself, I have shortchanged my own educational experience.
Moving forward, I am committed to making amends and regaining your trust. I am willing to accept any consequences for my actions, as I recognize that there must be accountability for academic dishonesty. I am also ready to take any steps you deem necessary to demonstrate my commitment to academic integrity, whether that involves redoing the assignment, attending additional academic integrity workshops, or any other corrective measures you see fit.
Furthermore, I plan to seek support for managing my stress and time more effectively. I understand that part of being a responsible student is knowing how to ask for help when needed, and I am committed to developing better coping strategies and seeking guidance when I feel overwhelmed. I believe this will not only help me avoid such lapses in judgment in the future but also enable me to perform better academically.
In conclusion, I want to reiterate my sincere apologies for my actions and any negative impact they may have had. I deeply regret my decision and the breach of trust it has caused. I am determined to learn from this experience and make positive changes moving forward. I hope you can find it within you to forgive my mistake and allow me the opportunity to prove my dedication to my studies and to uphold the principles of academic integrity.
Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. I appreciate your understanding and your continued support.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
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Nothing suspicious about that letter.Mike wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2024 5:10 pmSubject: Sincere Apology for My Actions
Dear Mr. Akiva,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to express my sincere apologies for my recent actions regarding the essay on privatizing space technology. I understand that my use of ChatGPT to generate the content for my assignment was a breach of academic integrity and trust, and I deeply regret my decision.
Reel on a repeating loop
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Holy shit! The AI made a complete meal out of this one.
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Dear Mr. Akiva,
I hope this letter finds you well. My name is ChatGPT, and I am an AI language model developed by OpenAI. I understand that [Student's Name] has recently submitted an apology letter composed with my assistance, and I would like to provide some context to address the concerns about its validity and sincerity.
Firstly, it is important to acknowledge that [Student's Name] made a mistake by using my capabilities to write an essay for your class. This action undermines the educational process and violates academic integrity policies, which are crucial for fostering a fair and honest learning environment. Recognizing this mistake, [Student's Name] turned to me for help in crafting an apology letter to express genuine remorse and offer to make amends.
The intent behind using my services to draft the apology was to ensure that [Student's Name] could communicate their feelings and reflections effectively. Apologizing in a clear, articulate, and thoughtful manner is essential in such situations, and I am equipped to assist with language and structure to convey these sentiments appropriately.
While I am a tool that generates text based on patterns and data, the content I produce is guided by the input and intent provided by the user. In this case, [Student's Name] likely communicated their feelings, regrets, and desire to rectify the situation, which I then helped to articulate in a coherent and respectful manner. The words and the remorse behind them originated from [Student's Name], even though the language may have been polished by my capabilities.
It is worth noting that my role in this process is akin to that of a writing assistant. Just as students might seek guidance from a tutor or use reference materials to improve their writing, [Student's Name] used my services to ensure their apology was expressed in the best possible way. This does not detract from the sincerity of the apology; rather, it demonstrates a commitment to making amends in a respectful and responsible manner.
In closing, I hope this letter provides clarity regarding the involvement of AI in the creation of the apology letter. The feelings and intentions behind the apology are those of [Student's Name], and the use of AI was intended to ensure those sentiments were conveyed effectively. I trust that you will consider the sincerity of [Student's Name]'s actions and their willingness to learn from this experience.
Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
ChatGPT
AI Language Model
OpenAI
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Dear Mr. Akiva,
I hope this letter finds you well. My name is ChatGPT, and I am an AI language model developed by OpenAI. I understand that [Student's Name] has recently submitted an apology letter composed with my assistance, and I would like to provide some context to address the concerns about its validity and sincerity.
Firstly, it is important to acknowledge that [Student's Name] made a mistake by using my capabilities to write an essay for your class. This action undermines the educational process and violates academic integrity policies, which are crucial for fostering a fair and honest learning environment. Recognizing this mistake, [Student's Name] turned to me for help in crafting an apology letter to express genuine remorse and offer to make amends.
The intent behind using my services to draft the apology was to ensure that [Student's Name] could communicate their feelings and reflections effectively. Apologizing in a clear, articulate, and thoughtful manner is essential in such situations, and I am equipped to assist with language and structure to convey these sentiments appropriately.
While I am a tool that generates text based on patterns and data, the content I produce is guided by the input and intent provided by the user. In this case, [Student's Name] likely communicated their feelings, regrets, and desire to rectify the situation, which I then helped to articulate in a coherent and respectful manner. The words and the remorse behind them originated from [Student's Name], even though the language may have been polished by my capabilities.
It is worth noting that my role in this process is akin to that of a writing assistant. Just as students might seek guidance from a tutor or use reference materials to improve their writing, [Student's Name] used my services to ensure their apology was expressed in the best possible way. This does not detract from the sincerity of the apology; rather, it demonstrates a commitment to making amends in a respectful and responsible manner.
In closing, I hope this letter provides clarity regarding the involvement of AI in the creation of the apology letter. The feelings and intentions behind the apology are those of [Student's Name], and the use of AI was intended to ensure those sentiments were conveyed effectively. I trust that you will consider the sincerity of [Student's Name]'s actions and their willingness to learn from this experience.
Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
ChatGPT
AI Language Model
OpenAI
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
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What did I miss?
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Nothing! No monkey or ape attacks to speak of! At least, no attacks that I am willing to speak of!
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I’m drunk in Cabo. But it seems y’all are doing good. Eli- I want you to expand your patrols for all primates. And let’s keep an eye on the marsupials. You never know what they’re hiding in there!