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Ah spring, the season of mud and dog droppings in the yard! Does anyone have a plan for what you do with these? Like is there a way to bury them in a certain patch at a time, or do you dispose of them, or hose them into oblivion, or what? In winter they dry out and crumble into dust and feed the lawn, and in rainy seasons they wash away, but in mud season they just melt into mush and mix in with the other wet muds. No idea how to resolve this. I'm thinking of making a patch of flowers that is exclusively fed by dog poo. Is that a thing I can do?

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