It's not my birthday yet but I'm going to claim it now because I just broke a glass and had to spend a long time picking up little shards of glass and getting them in my fingers. It is the season of my birth, choosing as I did to emerge in the coldest moment of deep winter. Well to be fair they dragged me out with great force, but it's close enough for government work and I won't feel like celebrating when the day comes.
Innocently talked my husband into wrapping his leftover pizza in aluminum foil, which is not so easy, so that I can secretly use the last remaining large glass container for mine. I have become a sage and wise philosopher at last.
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:57 am
by Tahlvin
Happy birthday, DMDarcs! You're awesome!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 8:19 am
by zen
Tahlvin wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:57 am
Happy birthday, DMDarcs! You're awesome!
What he said!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:51 am
by Kyle
How awesome is he? SO AWESOME!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:57 am
by Phoebe
Very awesome! Happy birthday!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 5:46 am
by Kyle
Yay! Its Mike's birthday! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:10 am
by Tahlvin
Happy birthday, big M!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:49 am
by Akiva
Happy birthday!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:17 am
by Pdyx
Happy birthday!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:35 pm
by Phoebe
Happy birthday! 🫧🫧🫧
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 4:41 pm
by poorpete
I nod in agreement
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 5:26 pm
by zen
Happy Birthday... NERD!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:59 pm
by Eliahad
I forgot to write Mike's performance review:
To whom it may concern,
Michael performs admirably in all manners pertaining to, and including, the tasks that you ask of him, insomuch as such tasks are those things that include the skills that you expect from him to be, as it were, accomplishing. He is head and shoulders beyond all the others who have held his position and/or status within your organization, up to and including the previous occupant of said position whose skull he drinks the blood of his enemies, who may or may not include other candidates for said position, from the skull collection that is kept on his desk as trophies of his accomplishments and accolades that he may, or may not, have earned legally in the service up to, and beyond, the contracted services he enacts for the benefit of your organization. In short, he is a Supreme example of the values and morals that you thrust upon your clients and customers on a daily basis. And I hope that you continue to employ him until such time that he ascends to demi-God status and he doesn't need to fear the slings and arrows, walking unscathed through the valley of death. Yea, I say unto you, bless this man, and bless this position. World without end. Amen.
And with your spirit,
Dave
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 5:38 am
by Kyle
And happy birthday to you too, sir!
Dance! Dance!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 5:39 am
by Mike
Happy Birthday, Eliahad!!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:54 am
by Tahlvin
HBD, Uncle Illian!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:41 am
by poorpete
Fierce nodding
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:25 pm
by zen
Tahlvin wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:54 am
HBD, Uncle Illian!
Yes! ^^^^ That!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:35 pm
by Eliahad
Thanks, folks! It was a good day!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 10:28 am
by zen
Happy Birthday, Tahlvin!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 1:55 pm
by Tahlvin
Thanks!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 2:03 pm
by Phoebe
May you have a too, too delightful birthday!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 7:07 pm
by Eliahad
Oh my goodness! Happy birthday, early bird!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:14 pm
by Phoebe
Happy birthday to our former paladin!!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:26 pm
by Tahlvin
Yes, HBD Hal!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 4:09 pm
by poorpete
Happy birthday, of course you can leave work early, no problem, you're welcome.
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2022 1:30 pm
by Phoebe
Happy birthday to the marriage of Mike and Nadia!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 6:59 am
by Tahlvin
Happy birthday, poorpete!
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:19 am
by poorpete
Re: Happy Birthdays!
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:20 am
by Kyle
Whoa. Channel 6 News showed up for your birthday? Rad! Happy birthday!