Weight Loss Group

[Kyle]

I'm thinking of starting up a 6 month weight loss support group/contest to begin in February. People pony up something like 10 bucks a month and the person that loses the highest percentage of their body weight that month gets the prize.

I'm also thinking of adding additional prizes of ridiculous things in my house- and I'll give those out to people that accomplish the most weekly goals (i.e., One week you need to avoid all processed food, another week you need to exercise five days, another you have to eat five servings of fruits and vegetables each day). I wouldn't be eligible for those prizes.

Would anyone be interested in this?

[Mike]

Sure. I'll take your money.

[Kyle]

And my stuff?

[Tahlvin]

I'll follow along, but I'm not so much interested in weight loss, and I'm not sure I'd lose much to begin with. But I am interested in some of the healthier eating aspects.

[Mike]

And my stuff?

That goes without saying. You always have great prizes.

[Phoebe]

I wish I could take your money, but my life is screwed up and shows little sign of improvement beyond the significant psychological benefit conferred by not having looney-tunes, hostile people running the nation.