Nerd Pride Radio

You have a smart home. You watch on your camera app as thieves break in through the front door. You have a security feature, Purge style, that locks interior doors and drops steel shutters over all exterior door and windows. So you have effectively trapped the would-be thieves in your foyer. You notify the authorities who will meet you there in 30 minutes to make the arrest.

Question: what song do you play at full volume in your foyer until the police arrive?

"The Final Countdown."

Barring that,

"Never gonna give you up.". On loop.

Bad Boys - Theme from the COPS TV show

or

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

Eliahad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:09 pm "Never gonna give you up.". On loop.

Yep, I'd Rick-roll them hard.

I'd like to say "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys or "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash, but honestly, it would probably be something annoying and a little bit crazy like "Banana Phone" or "Fish Heads."

Yeah, in our office, I said Rick roll, Yancey said "Bad Boys" from COPS, and Shaun said Baby Shark. I think these are common themes.

Damn, these people are going to smash up my shit once they figure it out! I'm piping in whatever they use to soothe the violent - maybe a little Vivaldi or ASMR murmurings? Lizzo and SZA, Special?