Deathless Thread! (Poison Pill Edition)

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:03 am

If the thread goes a designated amount of time without replies, then it officially dies, and the last person to post before that time wins.

IF the last post in this thread contains any embedded image (pic, animation, video, smiley, emoticon... etc), then the thread will die after 8 hours with no replies.

IF the last post is text only, then the thread dies after 24 hours without replies.

Unkillable History
(22/10/26)Not Today, Deathless Thread!, 935 replies, 59 days [Eliahad]
(22/10/25) My Unkillable Precious!, 658 replies, 33 days [Mike]
(22/09/21) The Unkillable GIF PARTY THREAD!!, 929 replies, 50 days [Kyle]
(22/08/02) The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread, 1,172 replies, 46 days [Eliahad]
(22/06/28) The 12 DAY Deathless Thread, 25 replies, 63 days [Tahlvin]
(22/02/26) The 12 Hour Deathless Thread, 1,760 replies, 111 days [poorpete]
(20/11/25) Deathless, 6,933 replies, 455 days [Tahlvin]
(20/11/12) No no... THIS is the thread that Mike wins!, 94 replies, 15 days [Tahlvin]
(20/10/26) This is the Thread that Mike Wins!, 19 replies, 8 days [Tahlvin]
(20/01/18) Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread, 1544 replies, 271 days [Kyle]**
(19/10/10) 545 replies; 100 days [Kyle]
(16/11/29) 8134 replies; 1040 days [Kyle]**
(16/11/16) 87 replies; 12 days [Tahlvin]
(16/07/24) 1064 replies; 115 days [Tahlvin]
(16/04/11) 1494 replies; 102 days [Mike]
(16/03/23) 187 replies; 15 days [Mike]
(15/05/07) 1536 replies; 153 days [Eliahad]
(14/09/11) 400 replies; 49 days [Lucy]
(13/04/09) 2911 replies; 305 days [Kyle]
(12/10/18) 223 replies; 28 days [Mike]
(12/04/25) 664 replies; 102 days [Eliahad]
(11/09/06) 1301 replies; 71 days [Skree]
(11/08/15) 475 replies; 20 days [Mc_Slasher]
(11/06/06) 262 replies; 25 days [Lucy]
(11/05/12) 549 replies; 24 days [rosegirl920]

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:10 am

Dang.

Congratulations to Eliahad on the Christmas miracle

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:28 am

I would like to thank Mike for his Christmas gift.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:38 am

Congrats. Good win, Eli.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:55 am

Congrats!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:58 am

Thank you! Thank you!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 11:04 am

Oh, you earned it!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 11:37 am

I was just stupid. I pointed out to Aidan how close you were and then said I was waiting a few minutes to make it more dramatic. So I he he tries to log in to the site so that he could take away my glory, but couldn't remember if he still has an account. And then we all wound up staring out the window at the line of emergency vehicles (like, four of them because my diabetic neighbor forgot to eat before church, and the cops thought he was drunk while driving home). By the time I remembered the thread, it was a minute too late.

My neighbor is fine, by the way. So that's good.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 12:28 pm

Thank goodness for that!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:16 pm

To the fineness of neighbors!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:28 pm

Mike's Top 100 Songs of 2022 According to Spotify, #61

C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me), Wu-Tang Clan
I saw a video where they went around the office asking people to finish the phrase "Cash Rules..." Turns out that being black and being gen-x greatly increased the chances of a correct answer. By this point, I was listening to a lot of hip-hop/rap, but I was unfamiliar with the song, so I educated myself and liked it.

Added bonus--about two weeks later, this song came up as I was in our workroom at the office. Suddenly, the new guy Matt comes rushing around the corner from his office. He looks at me puzzled and listens a moment before saying, "Okay. I thought that was Wu-Tang. Nice!" I could tell he was impressed that the old man was listening to something cool. Against my better judgement, I came clean and admitted that I had just discovered the song two weeks before. But I already had a bit of cred from when he heard me play ScHoolboy Q back when he first started, so I think honesty really was the best policy in this case.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:50 pm

Good afternoon!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:46 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:50 pmGood afternoon!

What did you say to me, you son of a bitch?!?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 3:51 am

I said, good afternoon! :p

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 5:41 am

And also, good day.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 6:33 am

Not used to a the thread entering its 13th hour and not dying, wild!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 6:49 am

I'm doing this!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 8:21 am

Good for you! You can do it! :X

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:28 am

Post by **Mike** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:48 am

Mike's Top 100 Songs of 2022 According to Spotify, #60

Plugged In, Pete & Bas w/Fumez the Engineer
I found Pete & Bas last year, and there's still a couple of their songs on the list this year. They've also done some humorous songs with a couple other septuagenarians, but I prefer their more "serious" songs. FWIW.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:49 am

What's up?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:31 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 12:23 pm

Good afternoon!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 12:39 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Tue Dec 27, 2022 12:23 pmGood afternoon!

Motherfucker!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:54 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:17 pm

Just checking in.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:32 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 4:56 pm

Let's keep it going!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 7:22 pm

Mike's Top 100 Songs of 2022 According to Spotify, #59

Sail Shanty, Jimlapbap
Yeah, I fell for the sea shanty trend during the pandemic. Most of them are junk and I got tired of them quick, but there's two or three that hung around and that I genuinely continue to enjoy. This is one.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:49 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:15 am

Good morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 9:30 am

How y'all doin'?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 9:48 am

Just splendid!

How are you doing?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:06 am

I'll post separately, but I'm doing great!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:06 pm

Watched Glass Onion, the Knives Out sequel. Enjoyed it!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 2:41 pm

I enjoyed it too, but found it a bit disappointing. I felt like it wasn't enough build up and then everything was just explained to us in an anti-climactic way.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 5:20 pm

So, just this Poirot then?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 3:53 am

Good morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 5:35 am

I see what you're doing.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:37 am

Glass Onion was lots of fun

Post by **Mike** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:10 am

Mike's Top 100 Songs of 2022 According to Spotify, #58

Hater's Anthem, Jean Grae
Damn. Except that it opens with a very not-PC gay slur in the first line, I like this one. This came from that old school lady rappers playlist that Spotify gave me, amd I was into it immediately. On repeated listens, it gets hard to listen to this much hate and bitterness, so I will often skip it when it turns up.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:35 am

I also see what you're doing.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 12:00 pm

What am I doing?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 12:01 pm

That. Right there. You're doing it again. I see it.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 12:45 pm

Are you hinting that there's some hidden message somewhere in his comments?
Tahlvin is the greatest

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 12:53 pm

I need a ruling from Mike. I can't tell if you're doing it or not. MIKE!

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MIKE!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:08 pm

What

Post by **Mike** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:17 pm

Mike's Top 100 Songs of 2022 According to Spotify, #57

Man of the Year, ScHoolboy Q
I actually fell in love with a different ScHoolboy Q song this summer, and in exploring his songs, I found I like a lot of them. This one is super-catchy, and it has stuck with me. Titties, ass, hands in the air... apparently.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:21 pm

Mike, Mike, Mike. I'm glad you're here. Now you see what Tahlvin is doing. Sneaky. And then I look at what poorpete is doing and I'm like, "It seems sneaky, but it might not be sneaky under the rules." So I come to you, prostrated and at your mercy. Is poorpete also being sneaky in the same way Tahlvin is being sneaky?

Post by **Mike** » Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:22 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Thu Dec 29, 2022 12:53 pm I need a ruling from Mike. I can't tell if you're doing it or not. MIKE!

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MIKE!

An image in your post counts... embedded image or video certainly. But I was also counting the smileys:

And also the emojis

or whatever

it is you get that are

technically part

of the text (I think

). Those are okay. Emoticons that DON'T convert to images ;-p don't count. XD