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Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:36 am
by Kyle
Rules:
YOUR POST MUST CONTAIN A MOVIE OR TV QUOTE. It is permissible to reuse quotes or to use other people's quotes. It is permissible to post a gif that contains the quote. Posts that don't follow this rule do not reset the time limit.

This thread dies if it ever goes more than 12 HOURS without a qualifying post.

If you post, even if it's a disallowed post, you have to wait until someone else posts before you can post again.

The winner is the last person to post before the thread is killed.

Unkillable History
(22/10/25) My Unkillable Precious!, 658 replies, 33 days [Mike]
(22/09/21) The Unkillable GIF PARTY THREAD!!, 929 replies, 50 days [Kyle]
(22/08/02) The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread, 1,172 replies, 46 days [Eliahad]
(22/06/28) The 12 DAY Deathless Thread, 25 replies, 63 days [Tahlvin]
(22/02/26) The 12 Hour Deathless Thread, 1,760 replies, 111 days [poorpete]
(20/11/25) Deathless, 6,933 replies, 455 days [Tahlvin]
(20/11/12) No no... THIS is the thread that Mike wins!, 94 replies, 15 days [Tahlvin]
(20/10/26) This is the Thread that Mike Wins!, 19 replies, 8 days [Tahlvin]
(20/01/18) Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread, 1544 replies, 271 days [Kyle]**
(19/10/10) 545 replies; 100 days [Kyle]
(16/11/29) 8134 replies; 1040 days [Kyle]**
(16/11/16) 87 replies; 12 days [Tahlvin]
(16/07/24) 1064 replies; 115 days [Tahlvin]
(16/04/11) 1494 replies; 102 days [Mike]
(16/03/23) 187 replies; 15 days [Mike]
(15/05/07) 1536 replies; 153 days [Eliahad]
(14/09/11) 400 replies; 49 days [Lucy]
(13/04/09) 2911 replies; 305 days [Kyle]
(12/10/18) 223 replies; 28 days [Mike]
(12/04/25) 664 replies; 102 days [Eliahad]
(11/09/06) 1301 replies; 71 days [Skree]
(11/08/15) 475 replies; 20 days [Mc_Slasher]
(11/06/06) 262 replies; 25 days [Lucy]
(11/05/12) 549 replies; 24 days [rosegirl920]

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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:53 am
by Tahlvin
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 7:20 am
by poorpete
What no music quotes? Why I aughta

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:43 am
by Mike

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 8:50 am
by Tahlvin
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:15 am
by Eliahad
Woah.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:38 am
by Mike

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:48 am
by Eliahad
Pete, I suppose you could throw in music quotes if they were used in the end credits of a movie. Otherwise I have one word for you. Just one word.

Plastics.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:15 am
by Kyle
Eli, the way you integrated a quote into the actual conversation is pretty impressive, so I'm going to endeavor to try to do that with all my posts.

Now get to the choppa.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:17 am
by poorpete
Oooof, those are clunky integrations.

ATTICA!

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:25 am
by Kyle
Hey, I'm trying my best, and it's not like you're are poetry. And look, I'm not a poet. I'm Batman.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am
by Mike
I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:47 am
by Kyle
Mike wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!
Calm down. Too loud.

A little bit softer now.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:55 am
by Tahlvin
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:58 am
by Mike
Kyle wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:47 am
Mike wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!
Calm down. Too loud.

A little bit softer now.
Sure sure sure. I see what you're trying to do, but as a counter proposal, may I offer: A little bit louder now.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:19 am
by Kyle
Sure sure sure. I see what you're trying to do, but as a counter proposal, may I offer: A little bit louder now.
Well excuse me.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:55 am
by Tahlvin
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:34 pm
by poorpete
Good grief

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:39 pm
by Kyle
Sweet sassy molassy!

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:59 pm
by Tahlvin
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:10 pm
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:01 pm
by Tahlvin
Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:18 pm
by Kyle
This is a chaotic mess. I thought quotes would be easier.

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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:58 pm
by poorpete
I guess you can't handle the truth

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:03 pm
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:10 pm
by poorpete
The lady doth protest too much, methinks

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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:30 pm
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:47 pm
by Tahlvin
She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 4:04 pm
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 5:21 pm
by poorpete
I like cheese (SMACK)



(Ah, back when copyrighters didn't care and Merry Melodies would just throw in "My mama done tol me (Blues in the Night)" for fun)

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:35 pm
by Mike
Would you do it for a Scooby snack?

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:55 am
by Tahlvin
I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:37 am
by Mike
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 6:57 am
by Tahlvin
It's got raisins in it. You *like* raisins.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 7:59 am
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:21 am
by Tahlvin
Language lessons. Inspired words, from a man, who KNOWS how to ski.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:35 am
by Eliahad
You know, I've never downhill skied. Cross country, you bet! Downhill? Nope. Can't say that I have.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:16 am
by poorpete
This thread is dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:52 am
by Tahlvin
It's real aardvark fur!

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 11:22 am
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:23 pm
by poorpete
Noooooooooooooooooo

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:38 pm
by Mike
Two dollars!

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:42 pm
by poorpete
and one hard boiled egg

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:45 pm
by Eliahad
Good times! Noodle salad.

Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:46 pm
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:47 pm
by poorpete
make that two hard boiled eggs


Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:51 pm
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:59 pm
by poorpete
FYI, I am the eggman

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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:11 pm
by Kyle
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Re: Not Today, Deathless Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:21 pm
by Tahlvin
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.