Not Today, Deathless Thread!

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Unkillable History
(22/10/25) My Unkillable Precious!, 658 replies, 33 days [Mike]
(22/09/21) The Unkillable GIF PARTY THREAD!!, 929 replies, 50 days [Kyle]
(22/08/02) The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread, 1,172 replies, 46 days [Eliahad]
(22/06/28) The 12 DAY Deathless Thread, 25 replies, 63 days [Tahlvin]
(22/02/26) The 12 Hour Deathless Thread, 1,760 replies, 111 days [poorpete]
(20/11/25) Deathless, 6,933 replies, 455 days [Tahlvin]
(20/11/12) No no... THIS is the thread that Mike wins!, 94 replies, 15 days [Tahlvin]
(20/10/26) This is the Thread that Mike Wins!, 19 replies, 8 days [Tahlvin]
(20/01/18) Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread, 1544 replies, 271 days [Kyle]**
(19/10/10) 545 replies; 100 days [Kyle]
(16/11/29) 8134 replies; 1040 days [Kyle]**
(16/11/16) 87 replies; 12 days [Tahlvin]
(16/07/24) 1064 replies; 115 days [Tahlvin]
(16/04/11) 1494 replies; 102 days [Mike]
(16/03/23) 187 replies; 15 days [Mike]
(15/05/07) 1536 replies; 153 days [Eliahad]
(14/09/11) 400 replies; 49 days [Lucy]
(13/04/09) 2911 replies; 305 days [Kyle]
(12/10/18) 223 replies; 28 days [Mike]
(12/04/25) 664 replies; 102 days [Eliahad]
(11/09/06) 1301 replies; 71 days [Skree]
(11/08/15) 475 replies; 20 days [Mc_Slasher]
(11/06/06) 262 replies; 25 days [Lucy]
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What no music quotes? Why I aughta
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Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
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Woah.
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Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
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Pete, I suppose you could throw in music quotes if they were used in the end credits of a movie. Otherwise I have one word for you. Just one word.

Plastics.
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Eli, the way you integrated a quote into the actual conversation is pretty impressive, so I'm going to endeavor to try to do that with all my posts.

Now get to the choppa.
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Oooof, those are clunky integrations.

ATTICA!
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Hey, I'm trying my best, and it's not like you're are poetry. And look, I'm not a poet. I'm Batman.
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I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!
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Mike wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!
Calm down. Too loud.

A little bit softer now.
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Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
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Kyle wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:47 am
Mike wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:30 am I love the integrations! Best idea for a deathless thread ever! I also will endeavor to use them.

Wait til Otis sees us! He loves us!
Calm down. Too loud.

A little bit softer now.
Sure sure sure. I see what you're trying to do, but as a counter proposal, may I offer: A little bit louder now.
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Sure sure sure. I see what you're trying to do, but as a counter proposal, may I offer: A little bit louder now.
Well excuse me.
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I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.
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Good grief
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Sweet sassy molassy!
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Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
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Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
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This is a chaotic mess. I thought quotes would be easier.

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I guess you can't handle the truth
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks

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She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.
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I like cheese (SMACK)



(Ah, back when copyrighters didn't care and Merry Melodies would just throw in "My mama done tol me (Blues in the Night)" for fun)
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Would you do it for a Scooby snack?
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I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it.
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Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
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It's got raisins in it. You *like* raisins.
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Language lessons. Inspired words, from a man, who KNOWS how to ski.
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You know, I've never downhill skied. Cross country, you bet! Downhill? Nope. Can't say that I have.
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This thread is dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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It's real aardvark fur!
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Noooooooooooooooooo
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Two dollars!
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and one hard boiled egg
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Good times! Noodle salad.
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make that two hard boiled eggs

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FYI, I am the eggman

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The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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