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Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:24 pm
by bralbovsky
During my Father's day call, my daughter brought this up as a meme thing that's cycling the interwebs.
Top three that she remembered:
Dispel Magic
Tasha's Hideous Laughter
Create Water
Thought it could be fun.
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:51 am
by Phoebe
Lol a cursory examination of the first few yielded so many inherently humorous possibilities. Let's go with Bless, Chain Lightning, Contact Other Planes ... Might have to revise after reading past D on the list, lol!
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:55 am
by Kyle
Magic Missile
Daze
Sleep
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 10:25 am
by Tahlvin
Prestidigitation
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:37 pm
by Mike
Mage Hand.
Vicious Mockery.
Infestation.
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:14 pm
by Phoebe
Disturbing lollll!
Moving on to the Ds also yields some nice, accurate descriptors:
Dancing Lights
Dominate Monster
Earthquake
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:59 pm
by Eliahad
At least no one has had Horrid Wilting yet.
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:54 pm
by bralbovsky
feign death
Re: Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:12 pm
by Mike