Describe your sexlife using the D&D spellbook

bralbovsky · Post by **bralbovsky** » Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:24 pm

During my Father's day call, my daughter brought this up as a meme thing that's cycling the interwebs.
Top three that she remembered:
Dispel Magic
Tasha's Hideous Laughter
Create Water

Thought it could be fun.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:51 am

Lol a cursory examination of the first few yielded so many inherently humorous possibilities. Let's go with Bless, Chain Lightning, Contact Other Planes ... Might have to revise after reading past D on the list, lol!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:55 am

Magic Missile
Daze
Sleep

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 10:25 am

Prestidigitation

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:37 pm

Mage Hand.
Vicious Mockery.
Infestation.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:14 pm

Disturbing lollll!
Moving on to the Ds also yields some nice, accurate descriptors:

Dancing Lights
Dominate Monster
Earthquake

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:59 pm

At least no one has had Horrid Wilting yet.

bralbovsky · Post by **bralbovsky** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:54 pm

feign death

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:12 pm

bralbovsky wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:54 pmfeign death

HA!!

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