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Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:56 am
by poorpete
Every 50th reply, the next time-to-post time shrinks one hour, until if/when it reaches 1 hour, at which point it decreases in 10 minute increments, until if/when it reaches 10 minutes at which point it decreases in minute increments, until if/when it reaches 1 minute at which point it stays at 1 minute until there's a winner.

But for now, a way to remember is 25 hours minus the thread page (as long as it's set to paginate at 50).

24 hours to post reply to post 1-50 (page 1)
23 hours to post reply to post 51-100 (page 2)
22 hours to post reply to post 101-150 (page 3)

Unkillable History
(22/02/26) The 12 Hour Deathless Thread, 1,760 replies, 111 days [poorpete]
(20/11/25) Deathless, 6,933 replies, 455 days [Tahlvin]
(20/11/12) No no... THIS is the thread that Mike wins!, 94 replies, 15 days [Tahlvin]
(20/10/26) This is the Thread that Mike Wins!, 19 replies, 8 days [Tahlvin]
(20/01/18) Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread, 1544 replies, 271 days [Kyle]**
(19/10/10) 545 replies; 100 days [Kyle]
(16/11/29) 8134 replies; 1040 days [Kyle]**
(16/11/16) 87 replies; 12 days [Tahlvin]
(16/07/24) 1064 replies; 115 days [Tahlvin]
(16/04/11) 1494 replies; 102 days [Mike]
(16/03/23) 187 replies; 15 days [Mike]
(15/05/07) 1536 replies; 153 days [Eliahad]
(14/09/11) 400 replies; 49 days [Lucy]
(13/04/09) 2911 replies; 305 days [Kyle]
(12/10/18) 223 replies; 28 days [Mike]
(12/04/25) 664 replies; 102 days [Eliahad]
(11/09/06) 1301 replies; 71 days [Skree]
(11/08/15) 475 replies; 20 days [Mc_Slasher]
(11/06/06) 262 replies; 25 days [Lucy]
(11/05/12) 549 replies; 24 days [rosegirl920]

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:41 pm
by Tahlvin
Here we go.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:16 pm
by Eliahad
Let's see how long this actually lasts...

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:30 pm
by Tahlvin
I'm heading out of town tomorrow, so it may be up to you guys to see if it even survives the weekend!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:07 pm
by Mike
Let's rack up those posts!!!!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:41 pm
by Eliahad
Two days, tops.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:44 pm
by Tahlvin
Blip

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:53 pm
by poorpete
I did some quick math so could be wrong but seems at the longest, this thread would take 571 days to reach the 1 minute mark, so it could never beat the 2016-1019 thread. Might be down to 565 days now.

I'll be 1900 posts before we get to minute 1, which I know won't happen but would get it to third all-time :-)

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 6:55 pm
by Mike
POST PUMP!!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:54 am
by Tahlvin
Blop

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:12 am
by Kyle
I'm boycotting this thread.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 6:40 am
by Mike
With good reason.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:15 am
by poorpete
Eliahad wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:41 pmTwo days, tops.
Hehe I think if this gets to Page 20 than it'll be a big success

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:41 am
by Eliahad
Right?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 8:59 am
by Mike
More!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 10:19 am
by Eliahad
Done!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 12:33 pm
by Kyle
What’s the rules again? Did I win yet?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:19 pm
by Eliahad
Yup! You don't have to post any more, Kyle.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 2:58 pm
by Kyle
Yay! Because I’m protesting it.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 3:40 pm
by Mike
Why is this taking so long!?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:07 pm
by Eliahad
Because it is! Step it up, people!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:30 pm
by Mike
I'm here! But this is going to take... TEAMWORK!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:35 pm
by Eliahad
It makes the........ thread die, eventually.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 6:53 pm
by Mike
It WILL die. Eventually. We have no hope of saving this one, so why let it suffer?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 3:27 am
by Tahlvin
Good morning.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 5:11 am
by Kyle
Sup?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 6:37 am
by Mike
Yay!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:40 am
by Tahlvin
G’day, mates!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 1:08 pm
by Mike
Go dog go!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 2:00 pm
by Eliahad
Go!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 2:13 pm
by Kyle
Gone

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 3:24 pm
by Eliahad
Not yet!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 6:20 pm
by Mike
We are family!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 4:19 am
by Tahlvin
I got all my sisters with me! (I am the only boy out of 5 siblings.)

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 5:15 am
by Kyle
Trebuchet!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:09 am
by Tahlvin
Bless you!

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:30 am
by Mike
In a minute.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:54 am
by Kyle
Minute to win it.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:59 am
by Mike
Imma need a

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 10:26 am
by Tahlvin
Imma let you finish

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 11:53 am
by Kyle
Irma, let me finish.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 12:00 pm
by Tahlvin
Are you finished yet?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 12:30 pm
by Kyle
I think Tahlvin already won. Or maybe I did. When does page 2 get here?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 12:32 pm
by Tahlvin
This should be post 44, and page 2 should start on post 51. Almost there.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:39 pm
by Mike
Sentimental

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:41 pm
by Kyle
Tahlvin wrote: Mon Jun 20, 2022 12:32 pm This should be post 44, and page 2 should start on post 51. Almost there.
Whoa. There's fifty posts per page? That's a nice coincidence.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:59 pm
by Tahlvin
I refer you to post #1. Read it carefully.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 3:06 pm
by Eliahad
Soooooon.

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 3:53 pm
by Kyle
Tahlvin wrote: Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:59 pm I refer you to post #1. Read it carefully.
Is that on this page?

Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 1: 24 hours)

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 4:00 pm
by Tahlvin
Bump