Nerd Pride Radio

This thread is to list any titles, real or fake, that you like. Bands, books, movies, whatever you want to throw down.

Beasts of Bourbon

Animatronic Anuses

Nip Nibblers - this is a real product in our house. They are a cat toy with catnip inside them.

Have been very into something called "Pork Chomps" lately, not for myself, but for the serenity of the home.

Oh, man. I saw this thread in the forum, clicked on it immediately, and was disappointed.

Were you hoping that I was handing out titles like a drunken king? Sorry Duke Darcs.

I misread the titles.

DMDarcs wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:31 pm Oh, man. I saw this thread in the forum, clicked on it immediately, and was disappointed.

But how could pork chomps disappoint you?

DMDarcs wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:41 pm I misread the titles.

My 16 year old daughter, who has big boobs, bought this sweatshirt. She loves wearing it to watch old men get confused and uncomfortable. She’s such a troll. I have no idea where she gets it.

Sublime and the Little Lemons

Awkward Aardvark

Memorable Mammaries and Mumbling Mummies

I think I have totally misunderstood the nature of this thread, and I want to make clear that "pork chomps" had nothing to do with breasts. Well, human breasts; no idea what sort of pork is involved in the product.

unsuccessful restaurant names:

Falafelopolis

Bagel Your Face

Pasta and Presents Tent

I would like to offer up "Pork Champ." But I can't tell if it's actually a double entendre or not.

Isn't that what they called you in college? It's definitely a double entendre.

I don't know who the you is supposed to be but I'm assuming it's Eliahad, and that he was called pork chop in college. In the effort to edit I realize things went wrong on so many levels, like I had totally missed the change to Champ.