Titles

[Stan]

This thread is to list any titles, real or fake, that you like. Bands, books, movies, whatever you want to throw down.

Beasts of Bourbon

Animatronic Anuses

Nip Nibblers - this is a real product in our house. They are a cat toy with catnip inside them.

[Phoebe]

Have been very into something called "Pork Chomps" lately, not for myself, but for the serenity of the home.

[DMDarcs]

Oh, man. I saw this thread in the forum, clicked on it immediately, and was disappointed.

[Stan]

Were you hoping that I was handing out titles like a drunken king? Sorry Duke Darcs.

[DMDarcs]

I misread the titles.

[Phoebe]

Oh, man. I saw this thread in the forum, clicked on it immediately, and was disappointed.

But how could pork chomps disappoint you?

[Kyle]

I misread the titles.

My 16 year old daughter, who has big boobs, bought this sweatshirt. She loves wearing it to watch old men get confused and uncomfortable. She’s such a troll. I have no idea where she gets it.

[Stan]

Sublime and the Little Lemons

Awkward Aardvark

Memorable Mammaries and Mumbling Mummies

[Phoebe]

I think I have totally misunderstood the nature of this thread, and I want to make clear that "pork chomps" had nothing to do with breasts. Well, human breasts; no idea what sort of pork is involved in the product.

[Stan]

unsuccessful restaurant names:

Falafelopolis

Bagel Your Face

Pasta and Presents Tent

[Eliahad]

I would like to offer up "Pork Champ." But I can't tell if it's actually a double entendre or not.

[Stan]

Isn't that what they called you in college? It's definitely a double entendre.

[Phoebe]

I don't know who the you is supposed to be but I'm assuming it's Eliahad, and that he was called pork chop in college. In the effort to edit I realize things went wrong on so many levels, like I had totally missed the change to Champ.